I stopped at Birchanger Services today, not a thing I like to do but so it goes. It’s the services by Stansted so....

(whining child) NO, I WANT SOMETHING OUTSIDE!!

(stressed mother) well, you can’t! You’re back in England now! 

What did surprise me, was the number of people wandering around a motorway services in what appeared to be pyjamas, teamed with hoodies or even dressing gowns on a wet, windy Saturday morning. Do they just fall out of bed in Costa Del Chav and go straight to the airport for an early flight?