I'd like to report a robbery...
The following is a transcript of a conversation I had last month with the Police. For simplicity I have translated it from Spanish to English…
Bcnpete: Good morning, I would like to report a robbery.
Police: Good morning Sir – What exactly has been stolen?
Bcnpete: A viaduct.
Police: A viaduct Sir?
Bcnpete: Yes…but not a complete one….only one bay of the viaduct.
Police: One bay of a viaduct? I'm not sure I follow.
Bcnpete: That’s right…but not a full size bay…a scale model one.
Police: I am not sure I am getting this Sir…You have an accent…are you English by chance?
Bcnpete: From London originally…anyway...It’s a scale model of a viaduct, oh and it’s based on one in Cornwall.
Police: So…to recap….A Viaduct – one bay – scale model - Cornwall – Englishman
Bcnpete: Correct. And some trees too…and an old Brunel pier too…Oh forget that, it’s getting too complicated. What’s the next move?
Police: I think we had better visit the crime scene.
Bcnpete: Thanks. See you soon. Places receiver…thinks to himself ‘Soon is not something I usually equate with Spain’
Police: Goodbye Sir. Places receiver….mutters to himself ‘Crazy English guy…he sounded a bit drunk’
That afternoon, a knock on the door and two policemen arrived complete with CSI Barcelona.
After showing them some old pictures of my diorama comp entry from last year, they got to work photographing and dusting with those small fluffy brushes.
Crime scene...
Three weeks passed by with no news and I was beginning to lose faith in the Spanish police, pondering that perhaps that they were spending a good part of their day catching speeding motorists and issuing €300 fines, rather than tracking my viaduct. I began to think it was time to start afresh and rebuild the viaduct again, using lessons learnt from the first model…when I walked into our model room home office and something in the background caught my eye…
As I got closer…tears of joy began to unfold…there in front of me, the viaduct stood relocated in the correct position on my Coombe Junction – Moorswater layout which had been lying low whilst I had been busy working in the Far North of Scotland.
Plan view...curve introduced to backscene...
Note crude wiring...which will disappear beneath the layout...
The mysterious magic pixies from the Duchy, perhaps concerned of the neglect of the layout of late had repositioned it and modified the backscene to include that much needed curve in the corner. I was overwhelmed…and immediately telephoned the Spanish Police...but I won’t bother to translate that conversation as there are far too many expletives.
So on that note, I hereby give notice that work has recommenced on all things Cornish and I am hoping to make good progress of the 3 boards between now and Christmas, starting with Board 3, Moorswater.
I believe it coincides with the month of April starting today…
- 17
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