I was minding my own business earlier today, sat in my own railway room, contemplating an aesthetically pleasing pannier tank, when I heard an advertisement on the wireless for the LNER! Yes, the LNER! The effrontery, bringing the name of that railway uninvited, into my own private sanctum!
Having had a couple of real Belgian ales my head is full of questions.
Like why are there still people driving about with huge Trump flags on their jeeps???
Why do I have all the symptoms of long Covid but haven't actually had it???
...and why do we have 2 gay cats.