I'm kind of trying to come up with an excuse to get one of these...
https://www.advantage4vans.com/vehicle-details/used-honda-n-van-model-g-works-specification-658cc-automatic-for-sale-u3685/
I recall a fake town, maybe Portsmouth? I can't remember. But they had things like sequenced fireworks that would make little blue flashes that to a bomber pilot at night would look like an electric tram going along.
I can think of at least one fatal accident where the teenage driver was rushing to get home before the black box night time curfew started. Unintended consequences.
SUV is a very murky term these days. It used to be something with a ladder frame chassis and live axles at both ends. Now a lot of them are just boxy hatchbacks.
They lose a bit of economy over a Fiesta or whatever they platform-share with but they're not grossly inefficient.
I thought maybe the Tyre Extinguisher people might offer some guidence but they seem clueless.
Eg. They just say 'Jeep!' but the Jeep Avenger is just a Vauxhall Corsa in drag and a Nissan Juke harms the environment less than it does your eyes.
https://tyreextinguishers.com/how-to-spot-an-suv
Many years ago I used to get the X32 from Barnsley to Leeds and it would frequently go via the garage and stop for a wash. With a full load of passengers on.