gwrrob

Never trust anyone who buys a Ferrari and has it resprayed white.... of all colours !

There goes any hope of TG returning to its roots as a useful programme.

Le Blanc got the quickest SiaRPC lap time, did he not?

"When your dancing has become an embarassment to your kids."

Hrmph! My dancing was an embarrassment to my kids years before they were even born.

By this definition, I'm never likely to become "middle aged".

By the way, I've never had kids. (Since I'm now in my mid 50s, I'm never likely to, either ... .)

3' 6"

Speciality sausages!

Its the Finching sisters , naked .

It's on ANTB now.

And we only have one day off for Christmas - thank god.

WEll that makes me feel less isolated in my opininions for a change.....

my little uns school held the prom in a local golf club with 3 other primary schools, they got bussed there purely to stop this 'out doing each other' lark

Viva Las Karaoke!

You prefer a Chinese Hong Kong Song?

You can't build your dreams

With suspicious minds....

Eamonn Holmes for services to the food industry.

He'll need to promise not to raise tuition fees...

We won't be fooled again?

It's for chewing up you CPU time.

When I see it my CPU usage jumps from ~12% to ~70% until I refresh the page.

Perhaps it was intended as a Warley countdown but whoever set it up got the month wrong....

Andy mentioned X-mas announcements earlier...

A port-manteau?

Incompetent Tories!

We can hardly say that we want open frictionless trade with the EU one minute and restrict their right to bid for a UK contract the next. Of course if we staying in the EU we could simply claim national security like the French government does.

Did she say Jehovah?

Hallelujah la'olam

When I last went to IKEA (other stores available) a chap called Alan Key was very helpful.

Maybe some of the fixings are missing?

I bought one of those - I ended up with a Billy book case. It turned out I'd bought a shelf-assembly wardrobe.

It states that rolling stock and trailer are included in the price, so seems fair to me......

Not really that many trees Rob - if you have read his scenery book a lot of them are just blobs of foam covered in scatter

All you need to throw some spurious charges into your expenses, then after 75 shows, it's paid for....!

Every yaer its the same and I feel it again I'm a looser, no chance to win.

When Pete Townsend gets up and does one of his solos on an acoustic guitar you wont be worried about how much the ticket was. I guarantee it!

Remember seeing The Who at Royal Albert Hall in summer 1969, after being at The Stones free concert in Hyde Park, magical day. Keith Moon had a box of drumsticks as he regularly threw one in the air but seldom caught it.

Thankfully Newmania passed me by.

You could get a Ks Garratt down the inside pocket of that denim coat...

Long denim coat and hair down to shoulders - with that look I'd be more worried by Mr Sparks dug than Mr Spark.

Goddess on the mountain top… *sings*

Does anyone remember Don Pablo's Animals?

Shocking Blue's "Venus" was covered by Bananarama.....

Listening to you, I get the story.

Not before breakfast!!

When you wish upon a Star.

White,on a white backgrpund...

Can't tell because eeyore, eeyore eeyore-ways wore a donkey jacket !

According to the Dapol 73, black is dark grey.

Ho ho ho.......

*facepalm*

and a wee heavy and a half pint.

Ah, so that's where my cake went! It was stollen!

There's only me and thee that's sane around here and I'm not too sure about thee.

Julekage

How many do you think she needs?

She will always need at least one more than she has!

one less than the locos/rolling stock you have

Good day for the bookies.

My E/W bet came in second. The rest - nowhere.

Mines still running.

Now that is something I'm happy to have early!

Easter eggs any one?

No Easter Eggs but unadorned hot cross buns would be nice.

I am a Alien

Hi Brent

No we are all wrong. we are still cavemen

'Farting Menace?' - don't encourage Horse!

He don't need any encouragement.

Heard on the radio "Let's hope Jabba the Hutt hasn't let himself go since the last one".

Don't fall off :-)

Pineau de Re it is.

Go to the Bookies, open the door and throw your money in. It's easier that way!

Is he willing to give absolution to those who do P4?

Well, there is supposed to be Masonic Lodge called "P2", so I suppose that would be a start....

First Rod Stewart's new title, and now this!