gwrrob

... by order of "The Management".

Overall, I liked them - but I wish they'd been more selective with what went into their TV shows.

I found their "Billy and Johnny" routine unwatchably coarse.

Meanwhile, "The Management" / "The Two Rons" struck me as pure genius.

one of the underrated comedy duos of our time in my opinion, the microwaved cat is a classic now!!

The wheel has come full circle:

Nivea for Men

Too late for that

The football and rugby teams can't fill the place, theyneed the money

Thankfully Newmania passed me by.

You could get a Ks Garratt down the inside pocket of that denim coat...

Long denim coat and hair down to shoulders - with that look I'd be more worried by Mr Sparks dug than Mr Spark.

I always thought that they had a Poaltry selection?

What a cock up.

Karn’t Find Chicken

Anything over 12 is suspicious

The last time I bought her flowers she said I suppose you'll be wanting me to open my legs. No, a vase will do !

I bought a 100 last year. Got moaned at because it took a while to sort them into several vases. Won't bother this year....(can't win can you?)

Sounds like the best of many worlds!

She can just come and stand outside my house; that will suffice.

You wouldn't invite her in for coffee? (The film crew will just have to have theirs outside...)

lost my virginity there...

Looks like he's got a few new jackets too.

Thanks for confirming the silent H Widnes MC.

Just Sunday?!

Perhaps they ought to merge it with "Strictly" then turn the heating on when everyone is on the ice.....

It's a close call should i watch it or start modelling GWR

Eamonn Holmes for services to the food industry.

He'll need to promise not to raise tuition fees...

We won't be fooled again?

Ar$eholes !

Yep, and hopefully it'll be washed off asap. Can't recall anything like that happening on the railway before.

S C U M

Nah, keeps them warm when they get high up in the atmosphere...

I do hope the sewer system can cope with the post Xmas blow-out.

Widespread fatbergs, I'm afraid...

Has to be better than that bloody Slade thing that every shop seems to have playing.

Wizard and Roy Wood a Christmas classic !

Roll on 2018....

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Well, someone had to ask.

Snow women know where you left the keys.

One snowman turns to a second and says... "Can you smell carrots?"

Well if you must wear earrings what do you expect !

Warm up for Warley no doubt?

Charming.

Already used the deals on before tomorrow to get all Christmas present shopping done.

But watching the lemmings on the news affords a certain wry entertainment.

I'm saving for the New Year Sales, no one else will have any money left!

But there are wartime black 14xx's.

Aldi had a Wine Advent calender this year, behind each door a 20cl bottle of plonk in white, red, rose or fizzy flavours. Around here they sold out on the first day...

Five fruitcakes.

Grate!

Mmm!

Walls have ears, I just bit into one in a Cornetto !

Isn't 1 slice about 7" long?

It's for chewing up you CPU time.

When I see it my CPU usage jumps from ~12% to ~70% until I refresh the page.

Perhaps it was intended as a Warley countdown but whoever set it up got the month wrong....

Andy mentioned X-mas announcements earlier...

Battle of The Paint Pots

Are they female WWF contenders?...

I thought the OP was talking about the remains of Cassini

I like Dates, but generally at Christmas!

Um, you haven't tried "Love Island", have you....?

Or Naked Attraction!!!!

Oh sorry that one is for voyeurs.

I'd sooner saw my bits off with a rusty Swann Morton

I wonder how much tax Über got away with paying in the UK over the last year or so.....?

Not recommended!

Haircut while you wait? There's a novel idea. Must tell Dolly (Parton)...

Next they'll be doing car wash while you wait.

Stand by your van.

Justified and Ancient

Noooooooooo....

What else do Cardland sell?

Mugs.