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Sorry, I'm just Waxing lyrical now

What's he on about?

There's no logic to it, really.

How many do you think she needs?

She will always need at least one more than she has!

one less than the locos/rolling stock you have

With a pan full of sausages on the stove !

I likee. It's that chap Roger again.

I'd hate to try to cook sausages on a brakevan stove - they'd end up on the floor.

Warley advance tickets: £14.50

Warley on the day: £16

Oh yes, I forgot, all advance bookings are subject to £1.50 booking fee.

I wasn't charged an extortion fee when I bought last year's ticket from the Ian Allan bookshop in Birmingham.

I wish it were possible to get Ally Pally advance tickets from their shops.

Maybe it's just online bookings charged a booking fee.

At least it is safe......or should be.

Let's hope so Ducky !

Not Coopercraft then?!...

Mouldy Old Dough

get an offiction and a uffiction and you have the set.

How about a confection of pig-eons...? ;-)

Is that with a Phillip's Head?

They promise "pick-up" in 5 minutes. Used to take me all night with only a 40% success rate.

You browsing the Stanley "Fat Max" range.....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Greggs.

Is Greggs in Belgium - heck of a way to go for buns.

Goddess on the mountain top… *sings*

Does anyone remember Don Pablo's Animals?

Shocking Blue's "Venus" was covered by Bananarama.....

Listening to you, I get the story.

Not before breakfast!!

When you wish upon a Star.

Ah, OK, I see what this is about now. Some kind of sporting activity, I take it?

It was like a ghost town in Coventry yesterday I'm glad I was off work.

Bands don't play no more.Too much fighting on the dance floor.

Jokes like that are sure to spawn a reaction.

Somebody will be hopping mad before long.

It's all done in the best possible taste!

Ribbing! Ribbing!

Get bored with what's on the station and keep changing stations until you hear what you like!

Radio 4?

Planet rock radio

I stuffed £5 change into my pocket but when I got home it wasn’t there. I went out to the car & saw it at the end of the drive. Lucky! If it had happened the next day, it would have blown miles away.

If I found half a pound of sausages on the floor of the newsagents, would I be allowed to keep them?

Beagle here... human food human food...gimmie I've been good...

OK so I'm an A4 and not a referee any more.

Can I be a Broad Gauge Rover

Just glorified touts, in the end.

This is why I refuse to deal with these companies.

In particular, if I go to any model railway exhibitions, I buy my tickets direct or on the door.

I wish ALL companies running these shows would take note.

where are the tigers

A vision of Britain that the Daily Wail secretly wishes had come true...

I though tit was the news...

We don't run to leather furniture in Kernow Towers. We still relax on the hard, wooden, upright benches that we bought from Studiolith all those years ago, to go with our hair shirts.

No but does a good job on my motorbike boots

Connolly leather food? My sofa prefers to eat coins, TV remote controls, phones and keys.

Saw them in Toronto back in August....great gig....though the only key ozzy held all the gig was his front door one

Ozzy's practically a national treasure, even though he doesn't live here anymore.

Saw them at the NEC years ago - great days - played "13" in homage in the shed yesterday!

For services to accountancy?

only Dodd I ever liked was John who should be given a knighthood for services to extraordinary cars

Sir Robin?

Absolutely and I can't belive how popular they are.

Maybe the buyers are all preparing for model railway exhibitions.

Clearly moans about prices on RMweb have reached their ears. That could explain a lot.

Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?

Mine are in the washing machine ta

Now that would be telling!

You forgot the B12 as well. I'm not in for a 14/48xx, but will raise you 2 B12s a Peckett and a 1366. Oh my aching credit card