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  1. Captain Kernow

    There are a couple of unopened boxes of chocolates still here in Kernow Towers, but they are both sealed up and inspection of the contents is impossible without being detected.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Cue video of lean man dressed in black one piece, leaping from speedboat through bedroom window -'All because the lady loves'

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  2. Peter Kazmierczak

    Tesco had a display of Easter mini-eggs today.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      It's beginning to look a lot like Easter ---

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  3. KDG

    KDG

    Oh dear. Dismantled the layout. No where to run trains. What have I done?

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Was the last thing you remember hearing the soothing words 'you are feeling very sleepy ---'

       

       

       

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  4. shanks522

    My washing machine sounds like a valenta HST!

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      But will it get to Bristol TM in under 2 hours.

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  5. gwrrob

    Form an orderly queue, the Spice Girls have reformed and are touring. No Posh though, there's a surprise.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Too Posh to Pout. What do you call a group that reforms after having broken up after reforming - Greedily milking the fans. Oh Sorry The Eagles did the Greed Tour after doing multiple 'Final Tours'

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  6. NGT6 1315

    In This Day And Age...

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Cue brass band music, while man with bicycle walks up steep village hill to bakery.

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  7. Captain Kernow

    I am now the proud owner of a pair of green wellies. I'll leave it to others to explain why.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      All downhill from now. Next will be a Chelsea tractor and Harris tweed jacket and flat cap for the awaydays to the country.

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  8. NGT6 1315

    Commando!

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Bit too strong a north westerly for that kind of dress.

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  9. Stubby47

    Today, on my workbench, is a workbench...

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      So is it workbenches all the way down, like some malevolent illusion. only one has the real model that's taken two months to build.

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  10. Captain Kernow

    Is the term 'pharmacy' now more common than 'chemist?'

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Having seen my optometrist, I then went to the drug store and treated myself at the patisserie. Wow never realised how world embracing the High St is. Soon have a boulangerie or charcuterie, sounds so much posher.

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  11. Captain Kernow

    I would never have believed it, if I hadn't seen it myself.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      But was it a mirage. Did you see Sgt Knocker crawling over the dessert to Fort Zuassantneuf?

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  12. SHMD

    If you took the worst bits of Google and mixed it with the worst bits of Bing, would it be called Bungle?

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Could be 'Boogie' only works at nights.

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  13. Boris

    Dammit man, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Then why are your sutures in Flemish bond

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  14. Patrick

    Another countdown...

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      4 from the top row and 1 from the bottom please Rachel.

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  15. Peter Kazmierczak

    Spent the afternoon doing PE with three classes of 5 - 6 year olds. Shattered.....

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      British Bulldog 123 as we used to do in cubs (1960s) - whoops pass the splints and bandages around.

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  16. Satan's Goldfish

    Having to wear a long sleaved shirt and tie today at work. Feel like i'm being strangled. How do you cope those that have to do this every day?!

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Used to wear them until retirement, now with the National Trust wear suppled t-shirt or zip up top and cargo trousers-lovely on a day like today, outside on the River Stour

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  17. Horsetan

    will attempt to mow an entire lawn before it rains.....

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      I went electric last year, but whose forgotten to charge the batteries!!!

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  18. Andy M

    The Royal Air Force - Serving the nation with style and panache for 100 years.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      While in Lincs last week, visited my nephew serving at RAF Coningsby and felt proud to see the BofB Lancaster doing circuits including passing over Woodhall Spa, home of the Dambusters. Also saw one of the new A400 craft doing circuits. Per ardua ad astra. RIP those who gave their lives

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  19. Claude_Dreyfus

    Has grown to genuinely hate the phrase 'Winter Wonderland'.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      'Chestnuts roasting by an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose ---'

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  20. Andy Y

    Happy Birthday to you; Happy Birthday to you; Happy Birthday to you dear RMweb; Happy Birthday to you. 13 years old today.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Congratulations, now you can start grunting and change your name to Kevin-apologies to all Kevins. Thanks for hours/days of fun and assistance over the years from many members.

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  21. Captain Kernow

    There's a lot going on that I don't understand.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      I can give you enlightenment - for a small fee

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  22. Ian J.

    Snow's thawing fast now. Here one moment, gone the next.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      We always get our bread at the local bakers and my wife works at the local Co-op. Grass is now appearing through the snow in the garden, may have to get out the mower

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  23. Ian J.

    Snow's thawing fast now. Here one moment, gone the next.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Went to local shops this morning. Co-op had no bread, as there was no delivery, local bakers had shelves full, baked this morning and cakes as well.

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  24. Horsetan

    has just had a missed call from overseas. The caller appears to be in the Vatican. Why would Pope Francis want to call me? #ecumenicalmatter

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Could be he needs a conveyancing expert

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  25. Tim V

    "The bottle is half full" said the optimist, "The bottle is half empty" said the pessimist, "The bottle has gone!" Said the opportunist!

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      I can bring it back said the parapsychologist

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