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How do you steal petrol from a petrol station using a Wheelie bin - TWICE.

You know, some days  you  feel absolutely full of  pent-up energy,  and surely the best thing to  do is just go for a  massive walk

You shake it to the left
You shake it to the right
You do the hippy shake shake
With all of your might, whoa baby

A local preserved railway had a Peppa Pig day, complete with Hog Roast.

Is it just me?

I know - you ask a question and I'll spend an hour or so researching the answer for you, then you ignore my reply completely, at least  that stopped me wasting more time. From now on I won't be helping anyone who I don't know or has less than 1000 posts.

Don't panic!

getting down with Emojis could get you into trouble.... a member of my team messaged me saying a member of her family had passed away and she would be sorting out things for next few days.  Thinking "i get this emoji" lark i pressed the "heart" button which on here means "friendly supportive" but it turns out on my work comms account means "i love what you just said"... a quick follow up apology was sent to assure her i am not the most insensitive boss of the century... damnit i think i'll just stick with words

So *delete as appropriate 
Merry Christmas / Bah Humbug
Working / clapping key workers
With family / enjoying own company 
Up with larks / staying in bed
Eeyore / Tigger
Turkey / Anything else
Drinking / not started yet 
Vaccinated / looking forward to jab
Two fingers to covid / two fingers to covid

This can't be good, me posting relevant and almost intelligent questions

My finger slipped on a new DCC fitted Farish 24 on eBay.  £90 isn't bad.

Laid up on in bed with a bad urinary infection. Horse sized antibiotics and cocodamol seem to be working. Was close to being admitted yesterday, close shave lol

So, I build a kit where the sprues are grey, and then prime the kit, in sprue grey, and then paint it in sprue grey. I must be missing something here.

Press button for free ticket.

Has any New Member ever bought Boris a Pint ?

If there is a greater being who has any control over anything could I just ask for a day without an idiot in it please? You sent me six yesterday, surely some mistake?

If there is a greater being who has any control over anything could I just ask for a day without an idiot in it please? You sent me six yesterday, surely some mistake?

Did I really hear someone say total eclipse of the arse?

"Britain, the workshop of the world"

The missus just got a Playstation VR on a whim - so I got a Hornby Q6 and K1...on a whim

Anyone else hard of twerking? Misses is showing me twerking music videos. As she thinks she is living with a cave man! Can I please put Korn back on now

Another year older :-( but a order for a black 5 capiroti will be sent on the plus side ;-)

'I'll never get involved with two different prototypes' Now biting back my own words.....

Bird, bird, bird is the word

Context: I'd 'cut myself', lots of fluid everywhere. Mrs SG: '###### ###### it's like mount Vasovius!' Me: 'what, dormant but with the ability to destroy a city?' .......