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True story, Foreman tells the apprentice to go to the shop and get him 20 Woodbine. Apprentice says, what will I get if they don't have Woodbine? Foreman tells him to just get anything... Apprentice came back with two pies!

On a Storyteller's Night- Magnum

Near Glasgow they were known as Starfish Sites, trenches laid out to look like a town. These were filled with petrol and set alight when a raid was due to try and fool the German pilots. Sadly they were ineffective as the bombers used the reflection of the moonlight off the Clyde as their navigation aid. There was one on the moors behind Eaglesham and some decaying infrastructure remains. More info here https://www.secretscotland.org.uk/index.php/Secrets/StarfishDecoy

After Forever - Black Sabbath

In this version, if you buy a hotel you don't charge rent, just leave it to go derelict and stop the trains using the railway station square.

The Bund Busters doesn't really have the same ring to it does it?

And in other news, the innuendo society has seen a hugh rise in it's members.....

I can still remember my Grandfather's last words..... Stop shaking the ladder you little bu.......

My caravan park Facebook Group informed us this morning about the latest in Static Caravans being produced by Willerby.

F you are interested in this line check out this guys photo montages on You Tube https://youtu.be/FCoo1E0PLEE?si=4TdqZfvd-5FunM-w

Billy Connolly would caption this with "C'mon big yin, stop hoggin' the controller and give us a shot"

And just like Fox News, somewhat innacurate..... https://www.foxnews.com/science/mischievous-north-carolina-foxes-steal-newspapers-and-place-them-in-mans-backyard-video-shows

Did you hear about the explosion at a cheese factory in France? (Groan button at the ready) Nothing left but de Brie.