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True story, Foreman tells the apprentice to go to the shop and get him 20 Woodbine. Apprentice says, what will I get if they don't have Woodbine? Foreman tells him to just get anything... Apprentice came back with two pies!
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On a Storyteller's Night- Magnum
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Near Glasgow they were known as Starfish Sites, trenches laid out to look like a town. These were filled with petrol and set alight when a raid was due to try and fool the German pilots. Sadly they were ineffective as the bombers used the reflection of the moonlight off the Clyde as their navigation aid. There was one on the moors behind Eaglesham and some decaying infrastructure remains. More info here https://www.secretscotland.org.uk/index.php/Secrets/StarfishDecoy
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After Forever - Black Sabbath
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In this version, if you buy a hotel you don't charge rent, just leave it to go derelict and stop the trains using the railway station square.
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The Bund Busters doesn't really have the same ring to it does it?
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And in other news, the innuendo society has seen a hugh rise in it's members.....
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I can still remember my Grandfather's last words..... Stop shaking the ladder you little bu.......
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My caravan park Facebook Group informed us this morning about the latest in Static Caravans being produced by Willerby.
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Billy Connolly would caption this with "C'mon big yin, stop hoggin' the controller and give us a shot"
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And just like Fox News, somewhat innacurate..... https://www.foxnews.com/science/mischievous-north-carolina-foxes-steal-newspapers-and-place-them-in-mans-backyard-video-shows
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Did you hear about the explosion at a cheese factory in France? (Groan button at the ready) Nothing left but de Brie.
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Absolute cracker of a photo came up on Facebook today. It shows the reconstruction work underway to extend platforms 6 and 7 to their current position. New girders were needed to cross the low level platforms and this shot shows the big hole in the floor while work was underway. Jim
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I was in a hotel in Yorkshire last week, I asked where I could find towels. I was given directions to a bird sanctuary.
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Dogs can't operate an MRI machine......... But catscan.
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On the stand they had the factory weathered 3 car sets at £150, unweathered £130. Unfortunately they only had blue and grey sets left unweathered.
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Bought two maroon ones for £42.70 each from the Heljan Stand at Model Rail Scotland. Very pleased with that price, other dealers were asking considerably more. Jim
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Gnarly old prospector rides into town an ties up his dusty flea bitten mule outside to saloon. He then proceeds to lift the mules tail and plant a big kiss on the mules rectum. A passing cowpoke notices this and asks the old prospector why he did it. The prospector replies "chapped lips" The cowpoke asks "does that cure them" The prospector replies " Nope, but it sure stops me lickin' them"
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