A friend "is it safe to get updates again for Windows 7 now?".
Me "Of course it is, by the time Windows Update finds anything to download you'll be dead anyhow."
Should have checked all the way through the jokes thread before posting Tim. Shame on you for being lazy. Buck your ideas up son, you're letting the side down.
So my mate came around last night. He told me he's thinking of getting married.
I told him "Save yourself a lot of time and trouble. Just find a woman who hates you and give her your house."
And so to Sunday. No kids. No dog. Mrs HB off to collect her new specs and then meet her sister. Bliss. Me - I'm having a chill out day. Listening to some good music. Here's one Pete will enjoy too.
Have a good one all