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  1. That sinking feeling you get when...

     

    You know it's bin day, the leaflet says it's bin day, the website confirms it's bin day but the road is empty and you're the only person putting your bins out.

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    2. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      @Captain Kernow Tubs? Luxury! We have now got wonderful useless bags for the cardboard that can end up in a different postcode on a day like today.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      We used to have bags and frankly, I preferred them, as they took paper and card in the same bag and once sealed, the paper or card stayed where it was put! (even if the bag itself did sometimes go down the road on it's own accord)...

    4. Philou

      Philou

      We have proper wheelie bins that are emptied on alternate weeks (recycle:household waste) but we're down to putting them out once every four weeks and that's only because the cats and dog tins (even flattened) and plastic bottles (crushed) take up a lot of space and I daren't leave the household waste for longer than that because of - um - smells and flies, especially in the summer :(. Green waste is recycled 'in-house' as it were, and there's a bottle bank not 100 yards away.

  2. The Slow Train (Beautiful video below)

     

  3. Receiving small cardboard boxes in the post is a big part of modern life.

     

    I'm the sort of person who keeps little boxes that "might be useful".

     

    So why is it that when I want to send something in a small cardboard box I cannot find a suitable one anywhere?

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      The disappointing thing is when you receive a small cardboard box in the post and were expecting something slightly bigger...

       

    2. Dagworth

      Dagworth

      Waiting for cardboard boxes to arrive in the post is an even bigger part...

  4. The status post speaks

    An autumn leaf suspended

    Then falls as litter

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Happy haiku!!!

       

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      With Christmas near

      Thoughts of r m web of old

      Where is Kenton-san?

  5. Feature about early Hornby on Bargain Hunt today.

     

    Christina looked rather bored until the TPO did it's thing and the values of some of the items were discussed.

     

    😃

  6. Come on Emma!

     

     

    No pressure but "The nation expects..."!

     

    1. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      Well done, Emma! Onwards to glory! (No pressure, honest.)

       

  7. I hear that Swindon is going to apply for Nato membership.

     

    Or have I got that wrong?

     

    😃

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    2. Compound2632

      Compound2632

      There's more than a grain of truth in this rumour...

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Anyone might imagine a soccer match between Swindon and Oxford - almost certainly a "friendly" ... .

       

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      The phrase "friendly fire" comes to mind...

       

  8. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      It works better when off...

    2. Adrian Stevenson

      Adrian Stevenson

      I had that all day at work yesterday. It was so bad I decided to work from home today..

  9. Well! That was nasty!

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Was it in the woodshed?

       

  10. On Pointless, nobody ever says, "I'd like to see questions about railways come up".

     

    And when asked what they would do with the prize money, no-one ever says, "Well Xander, I'd buy a huge shed and build the model railway of my dreams".

     

    That's what I would say!

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    2. truffy

      truffy

      @RJS1977 in 100 seconds?

       

      Your time starts…NOW!

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      How about naming railway companies which existed before the Grouping but still existed after the Grouping (although its acceptable that their ownership might have changed)?  But probably too narrow a field for Pointless.

       

      Going back to the original question my favourite for a pointless answer would be the Victoria Station and Pimlico Railway (which was jointly leased by the GWR and LC&DR/SECR).

    4. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Did you need a passport on that railway?

  11. The model railway / Bake Off connection fizzled out early, unfortunately.

    I was looking forward to lots of train cakes.

    1. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I suspect you might not be alone.

    2. truffy

      truffy

      I don’t like cake. I’m more of a cheese scones and crumpets man. But I can’t see much that you with them train-wise. 

  12. Come on, Emma!

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Doesn't matter if she wins or loses, the Radders done good!

       

    2. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      Amazing! Well done Emma!

      What a wonderful story.

    3. Hando

      Hando

      Her grit, determination and resilience was astounding! She should be very proud, especially considering she won her first grand slam at the tender age of 18!

  13. Yesterday I bought a lovely book by Adrian Vaughan...

     

    ...in Trago Mills of all places.

     

    (Don't ask!)

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    2. St Enodoc

      St Enodoc

      That's all as may be but you haven't told us which book.

    3. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      "Railways through the Vale of the White Horse" (2015)

       

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      You should be greatly satisfied that you now have a book containing a photo of my great grandfather in the Uffington PerWay gang..

  14. I'm going to watch Countdown today with some trepidation...

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      This is where the competitors are told they are the "weakest link"?  (4 vowels and 7 consonants...)  :crazy:

       

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      I've recorded it.  Will watch from behind the sofa later.

  15. Get a grip, TV presenters!

     

    Wembley has two syllables, not three! It's "Wem - blee" not "Wem- ber- lee"!

     

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    2. sigtech

      sigtech

      And last time I looked, there was no R in Wembley...

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Meanwhile, I don't know how some people repeatedly manage to morph "nuclear" (as in power etc) into "noo-kee-lar"' or something equally ridiculous.

    4. leopardml2341

      leopardml2341

      New cue ler is the one that irks me.

       

      And don't get me started on (s)Pacific (sic)

  16. There's a parcel coming and I don't know what it is!

    Might be something exciting...

    (Or it might not.)

     

    1. truffy

      truffy

      If it’s my KRM GT3 could you be a love and forward it to me?

      Hugs etc. 

    2. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      Aw, it was just a book being sent by Hermes rather than the post for some reason.

       

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      I was going to say, did you actually have anything on order....

  17. The fastest train is Bovril.

  18. Nearly 40,000...

     

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    2. truffy

      truffy

      But how many are unique, and how many are the banned returning under a new nom de l'adhérent?

    3. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      It doesn't matter. It's an arbitrary number like so many others in life.

       

      And the winner is: @Greg Mac Oz (Welcome aboard Greg!)

       

      <Imagine balloons falling from the ceiling and a fusilade of party poppers...>

       

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      I thought you were on about the Traffic song:

       

      "Forty thousand headmen couldn't make me change my mind
      If I had to take the choice between the deafman and the blind
      I know just where my feet should go and that's enough for me
      I turned around and knocked them down and walked across the sea"

       

      but I suppose I'm showing my age ...

  19. Only need 400 more to reach a big milestone!...

  20. The collected works of Charles Dickens can be a tough read...

     

    but they are excellent for weighing down track while the glue dries...

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    2. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Must try that. Haven't had much luck with Wikipedia.

    3. cctransuk

      cctransuk

      I bought them for my Kindle for pence - but no used for weighting tracks.

       

      I've been working my way through them now for the best part of a year - nothing tough about them; a delight to read. Dickens' writing is the perfect time machine - a panoramic window to the past, with quite a few railway references from the

      'Railway Mania' years.

       

      When you've finished track laying, read the books!

       

      John Isherwood.

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Our Mutual Friend is particularly appropriate as the postscript describes Dickens experience of the Staplehurst derailment.

  21. I was hoping to remain isolated until well into the New Year...

     

    But I've run out of Quality Street! 

     

    It's a logistical disaster!

     

  22. “He’s got an orrrnge for you.” :smile_mini:
     


    Pike mimics Capt Mainwaring. great stuff!

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      I'll have a chocolate one, please?

       

  23. xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx

     

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      But when will the walrus complete the work you've paid for?

       

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Luv you too ! :lol:

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      I think your chromosomes are broken.....

  24. R.I.P. Geoffrey Palmer OBE, lugubrious British character actor.

     

    "Bit of a cock-up on the catering front."

     

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Throughout my childhood as the hapless ex soldier in Reggie Perrin, superb.

    3. truffy

      truffy

      Bigger loss than many :(

    4. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      I always remember him as the father in Butterflies trying to keep the family together around the dining table and his wife's dreadful cooking.

  25. By their posts on RMWeb shall ye know them

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    2. truffy

      truffy

      Cheesemakers to the rescue!

       

      brian-blessed-flash-gordon-f1886e2-scaled.jpg

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      What a curious nose!

       

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Can we be sure somebody hasn't heard of that annual foodfight on Cooper's Hill?

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