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I have no reason for owning a Mallard... But I _want_ one. What a punter!
Hroth
You must be quackers!
Harlequin
Somewhere in here, there's a joke about a Mallard's chuff, but I'm not clever enough to work it out...
MarkC
Is that a watertight statement?