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You know your craft knife is blunt when...
St Enodoc
...it doesn't pierce your femoral artery if you drop it and catch it between your legs (ask Barry O of this parish).
Ian J.
...even the soft, warm butter resists.
Harlequin
(Difficult to choose an appropriate reaction to that, St Enodoc! Ouch!)