Harlequin

LED's have certainly made that job easier

Bob ....is that you ?

Lying is bad!

On status updates? You are not alone. I had exactly the same problem yesterday. (But not now, assuming this actually gets posted!)

It seems to have been fixed, for now, at least. And the banner is no longer across the top of the pages.

You're not on cable then?

Portillo's on at 9pm (buildings not trains)

Will there ever be a series Portillo on Portaloo where he visits various temporary lavatories around the country?

I didn't know about them in the first place.

Drink.

My Lovely Horse

Yule not regret it, O Druid.

So you'll be dancing around the smouldering logs this evening?

At last its back on! A proper quiz show, that 10 type of people understand....

You're just in thrall to Viki....

Time, Record, Wicket, Park. Too difficult for them...

No one who speaks German could be an evil man

Happens all the time...

L'Esprit d'escalier - French for "Staircase wit"

Zzzzz...

That reminds me, why did people stop discussing the Hornby 4VEP?

Are the flags at half-mast?

the 1% success rate

To be fair they successfully delivered to me as well today!

It's curtains for that idea.

We've got a velux remote control blind. Never again....

Er no I would inevitably lose the handset

You may experience a sugar rush.

Sildenafil can help to give one... apparently...

Only if taken by the litre.

I bet Freddy would have liked it.

I'd like to see John Lewis have a go at doing The Shamen's "Ebeneezer Goode"

It's sort of ok to start with, then it just goes downhill

First album I ever listened to, and bizarrely have just been listening to it on the way back from Pontypool and Blaenavon's Gala.....

I kind of remember those DSOTM parties, or do I ...

Digs out pink vinyl quadraphonic album, volume up, neighbours annoyed.

A day.. they were there for all of 60 mins 1 day, 90 the next... that’s a long expensive trip needing a UK visa. to fly and give up sightseeing so easily... I think the credibility of Russian cover stories was better before trotting out these two... they’ve pretty much admitted to it.

As always, should you or any of your team get caught, the First Secretary will disavow your actions

They are much like the mysterious "little green men" who invaded Crimea for make benefit glorious nation of Rossiya.

Be careful with that craft knife....

Oops!!!

Drilling holes through supports: Drill too big, knuckles scraped every time it broke through.

Use a smaller drill?

My ginger and white lump still owes me a Fleischmann N gauge Profi coupling - Daft lump ate it!

Being the big softy that I am, I was wondering how I would keep our lovely but pesky cat out of my shed when it arrived. Shed now up but we had to 'say goodbye' to our cat when he became seriously ill (yet again, and again). Now I long for him to still be with us so he can sleep on a sunny part of the baseboard once more...

Cats are not pets. They are sent as a punishment.

Well done, lovely bit of smooth slow running

What it's all about.

No excuses now - crack on !

I can understand the attitude, some software is as user-friendly as a cornered rat.

Wasn't near Nottingham by any chance?

Slightly disturbing in a David Lynch sort of way..?

In mine it stated that it is only approved Orange for do many washes !!!