Harlequin

First album I ever listened to, and bizarrely have just been listening to it on the way back from Pontypool and Blaenavon's Gala.....

I kind of remember those DSOTM parties, or do I ...

Digs out pink vinyl quadraphonic album, volume up, neighbours annoyed.

Happens all the time...

L'Esprit d'escalier - French for "Staircase wit"

Is your name Doug?

At least with only one shovel you won't have to take your pick!

Walk over the carpet in your bare feet - it'll soon show up!

GWR or Bubble?

GWR No. 11!

I'll have to build a layout to run it on...

They filmed part of it in Stevenage!

Kennedy changed his mind as usual, he played hendrix instead.

He had some tunes there that Johnson should have heard...

I have a feeling that there is a subliminal message here, but I'm not sure what it is.

Personally, I thought the little green racing car was grotesque!

I want to go on one of those antiques programmes, just to be able use my Dad's phrase "wouldn't give it house room"

I take it there is no sign of part one?

Part two is much rarer than Part one, for some reason. Been looking for ages...

You must be quackers!

Somewhere in here, there's a joke about a Mallard's chuff, but I'm not clever enough to work it out...

Is that a watertight statement?

I know... He was "unpleasant", shall we say. But Gill Sans is /the/ railway font and none of the alternatives are half as good...

Culottes?

A bit draughty at this time of year!

On status updates? You are not alone. I had exactly the same problem yesterday. (But not now, assuming this actually gets posted!)

It seems to have been fixed, for now, at least. And the banner is no longer across the top of the pages.