Harlequin

National Rail are streaming live(ish) video from the cab.

Priority access to emergency services. Do you only have to dial '99'?

Can I have mine with a flake?

Do you have to pre-order priority access now?

At least Escape To The Country is still on....and today's young couple have a budget of £900,000....really?

Not to worry folk - there's still Channel 81 as a football free zone and often with lots of scenic information for those modelling the '50s and '60s.

"Chris and Sheila decided not to buy any of the million pound 16th century manors in Wales we showed them and instead moved to a high-rise condo in Singapore"...

Can anybody else remember the real Heinz sandwich Cream - luvverly stuff!

That grown men would play with toy trains ...

What are the chances of that?

I hear ye're a racist now, Father! How'd ye get into that type of thing? Should we all be racists? What's the official line the Church is taking on this?

I blame the Greeks for inventing 'Gayness'

I thought that is a boozy drink from Ireland

How many candles was that?

They filmed part of it in Stevenage!

Kennedy changed his mind as usual, he played hendrix instead.

He had some tunes there that Johnson should have heard...

It was book sized, book weight and inert, like a book. It was...

A book that I had forgotten I'd ordered about the Taf valley.

Its so easy to forget....

I know that feeling - a copy of "I tried to run a Railway" appeared at home a few days ago. Turns out I ordered it some 15 months ago...

Guess what album you encouraged me to dig out today...

Absolute Classic. Enjoy!

It's one of my all-time faves, even got it on vinyl a while back.

Virtually catastrophic...

Not so sure about the press conference, though ...

Certainly TMI there....

That's the naked truth.

Possible Bank Holiday drinking game?

length of a snooker cue is just a bit over (~1-3") standard gauge. You'd be needing an extension for broad gauge.

I'd still be useless at the game even if they had Broad Gauge pockets.

When I got the latest chassis to work first time.

When Americanised lunatics took over the asylum

Monetisation is everything.

I've still got my 1957 British Railway Loco's one I had when new.

1974 edition. Price £1.10.

I've the '57 and '64 editions of BR Locos ed HC Casserly. The depletion of steam locos in the '64 edition is a really sad coda to main line steam.

Organic pest control. I'm impressed...though maybe not excited!

Was the postlady impressed though.

I thought you weren't allowed to send livestock through the post?

Hopefully at a pub!

I had to laugh the first time I saw a sign on a main line track saying 'Caution: ballast gluing in progress'.

Were they that recycled plastic they sometimes make park benches out of?

Is C&L supplying them....?

There now. What does is say? "Mrs Phyllis Quatt".

I don't like this game.

Things just happen, what the hell.

Precisely how vague do you want to be?

A nationwide strike by the union of philosophers, sages and allied luminaries would br disastrous. For a start there wouldn't be any trains running because trains are certainly uncertain and with nobody to speculate on whether a train might exist, since it couldn't certainly exist then it certainly wouldn't exist. You might be able to ask Deep Thought but who would wait 3.5 x 10^6 years for the next train.

I take it there is no sign of part one?

Part two is much rarer than Part one, for some reason. Been looking for ages...

Funnily enough my garage (separate from house) has its own ring main with 60amp power so I could in theory install a cooker

You'll probably get a clown in a box.....SUPPLIES ! Speccysavers

I made it back, had some lunch, going back out there now with a fresh cuppa. http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/blog/2216/entry-20643-test-track-lightweight-baseboard-construction/

Some modelling???

Pocket billiards?

Beer o'clock?

Thats the end of all that- i hope!