Harlequin

A perfectly cromulent word.

D'oh!

Fishy story.

Ooph! That wasn't a swear word, honest! Just an old term for rolling tobacco. (This is all getting a bit distasteful, sorry.)

One secondhand item I bought did smell of diesel, mind you it was 1:1 scale and weighed 73 tons lol

Well over half of my models are secondhand, saving me many hundreds of £ pounds on new prices. Problems or faults are rare, which is ok, considering I take my layout to some of the local exhibitions

Answer: None.

If it was me there would be 4!

I have a feeling that there is a subliminal message here, but I'm not sure what it is.

Personally, I thought the little green racing car was grotesque!

I want to go on one of those antiques programmes, just to be able use my Dad's phrase "wouldn't give it house room"

Found all sorts of other rubbish and a few treasures but no MekPak yet. More boxes to go through.

Found it! 3 bottles, one empty two with something in and a bottle of Humbrol "Liquid Poly".

If it has been stored in the right conditions it might contain some - but probably nowhere near all - of the mekpak that used to be in it.

Suppose you will have 'shedloads' of railway there!

Oh shed! :-D

Shed = another 6 years on your life span according to some research years ago

Do tell!

Dean goods. :-)

very nice - GWR fully lined?

Yes you are!

You must have the patience of a saint!!

Ommmmmmmmm....

Banana!

Sausage.

I know... He was "unpleasant", shall we say. But Gill Sans is /the/ railway font and none of the alternatives are half as good...

Culottes?

A bit draughty at this time of year!

Not just the cue ball, the object balls keep going anywhere BUT the pockets...

Usually into a pocket in my case.

Tarquin.

Some people reckon they add a new buzz to matches.

Watching daytime TV? Tut tut.

(Lunchtime ritual.)

dr evil was on homes under the hammer earlier too

But at least they're not sinking pints between throws (as it were) as they did in days of yore!

I meant to say "at numbers on a board" to nicely round off the comment. Ho hum, brain fade due to lack of afternoon intellectual challenge, perhaps?

They might do ok in the numbers round.

Exactly so - something of a walkover.

It's never been the same since Chaos 2...

It’d be a killer update if it were version 1701!

We're doomed!

Just done it. Went fine, no problems. Took about 30 mins though.

I don't really know. I don't know any men down any pubs.

Just get a cheap one from ebay and put it at the back of the shed on blocks minus the drivers...

have what you want its your layout

Sorted!

Same here, getting withdrawal symptoms!

Try breathing into a brown paper bag...

GWR or Bubble?

GWR No. 11!

I'll have to build a layout to run it on...