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  1. truffy

    There's a special place in hell for people whose eyes are glued to their devices while walking along. And for people who cycle/drive while on their device. And for cyclists who cycle on the pavement.

     

    But the most special place in hell, right between Satan's butt cheeks, is reserved for the total a-hat who was on his device, while cycling in the dark, without lights (except the one emanating from his screen) in a pedestrian area. Of course, neither of his hands were anywhere near the handlebar, or brakes. :mad_mini:

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Mostly youngsters in my experience. Imagine what will happen when they get a car...

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  2. truffy

    There's a special place in hell for people whose eyes are glued to their devices while walking along. And for people who cycle/drive while on their device. And for cyclists who cycle on the pavement.

     

    But the most special place in hell, right between Satan's butt cheeks, is reserved for the total a-hat who was on his device, while cycling in the dark, without lights (except the one emanating from his screen) in a pedestrian area. Of course, neither of his hands were anywhere near the handlebar, or brakes. :mad_mini:

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Idiots are idiots whatever their mode of transport.

      At least idiot pedestrians and idiot cyclists are mostly only a danger to themselves.

      Idiots in motor vehicles are by far and away the most dangerous.

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  3. Michael Delamar

    Is it wrong to have a beer at the workbench?

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Well I'll be in the pub by 12:30

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  4. Michael Delamar

    Is it wrong to have a beer at the workbench?

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Provided you don't spill it...

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  5. Nickey Line

    Might have gone a little 'stir crazy' this week...

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      ...which might explain one or two of my posts of late! ;)

  6. gwrrob

    Anyone tried the new Greggs vegan sausage roll yet.

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Have you ever seen a sausage roll running around? No, me neither...

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  7. Michael Delamar

    Brake pipes hurt when they hit you in the shin

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      What scale?

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  8. Horsetan

    is off to Barnet Hospital :-( #haemorrhoids

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      I'm sorry, the lifetime guarantee doesn't include wear and tear...

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  9. gwrrob

    I've been to the doctors today because I can't stop singing Tom Jones songs........

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Did he say 'It's not unusual' by any chance...?

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  10. beast66606

    Three red kites circling the office

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Perhaps something died on the roof...

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  11. AndyB

    I see they are wheeling out the big guns today...http://www.army.mod.uk/news/25442.aspx

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      er, so why didn't they move it by rail??

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  12. Worsdell forever

    If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Make your own

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  13. Michael Delamar

    thinking of unused wagon fish names

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      coelacanth!

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  14. Brinkly

    Bye, bye Windows 8!

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      I'll stick with what I've got then - XP Pro...

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  15. bcnPete

    snow, snow, snow....

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      3 inches of slush!

      (Herts)

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  16. DJM Dave

    Hi Ho, Hi Ho, its of to ******* i go. Feel free to fill in the blanks :-)

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      the pub?

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  17. Michael Delamar

    beans on a fry up is wrong, discuss

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Beans or eggs, not both!

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  18. The Nth Degree

    I've just got over the worst illness ever. I don't know how I survived – that bug could have put down a bear!

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Green scatter...?

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  19. Steve Taylor

    OiiOiiOi - Brian Cox! If you are so chuffing clever ..... find me a way to put more days in the week, and make it happen three weeks ago

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      It's odd the way his top lip never moves - is it glued to his teeth??

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  20. Nickey Line

    222, 377, 319, 43, 319, 377... what comes next?

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      We're talking Midland Mainline here... but I can see busses too!

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  21. Nickey Line

    222, 377, 319, 43, 319, 377... what comes next?

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Nothing so profound I'm afraid, just me looking out of my office window!

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  22. Nickey Line

    222, 377, 319, 43, 319, 377... what comes next?

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      Nah... 319!

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  23. gridwatcher

    Drought? Drought?! You are having a laugh

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      We're all in it together!

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  24. Michael Delamar

    pancake tuesday :)

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      That's an awful lot of crepe...!

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  25. Baggie

    So how big is a Solar Flare in OO?

    1. Nickey Line

      Nickey Line

      1/76th of full size...

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