Anyone fancy building a model of Simon Haore MP's railway?
"The trains could be pulled by an inexhaustible herd of Unicorns overseen by stern, officious dodos," he tweeted.
"A PushmePullYou could be the senior guard and Puff the Magic Dragon the inspector."
https://news.sky.com/story/boriss-burrow-tunnel-linking-scotland-and-n-ireland-backed-by-scottish-secretary-alister-jack-12217797