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Rule No. 14,379 - always lick the Marmite knife clean before using it to spread the marmalade...

We are now on Air B & B.

Is it bad that when Prince Charles is coming to my town, I am more excited to see the Royal Train he arrives in than himself?

RMweb is 12 years old today.

i booked a doctors appointment for the 17th of march way back on the 1st. It's just got me out of a team breif!

Find out who last used your microwave oven by pressing 1471

has been taken for a lengthy lunch by a grateful client. As a consequence, the afternoon work rate is unavoidably slowing down......

Walking across the sitting-room, I turn the television off. Sitting beside you, I look into your eyes. As the sound of motor cars fades in the night time, I swear I saw your face change, it didn't seem quite right.

Tonight I have been cooking poussin ( http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/1537/poussin-with-garlic-and-rosemary.aspx ) and it was delicious.

Well it fits, it was a bit of a tight squeeze to get it in I just hope the wife is satisfied now

Well it fits, it was a bit of a tight squeeze to get it in I just hope the wife is satisfied now

Well it fits, it was a bit of a tight squeeze to get it in I just hope the wife is satisfied now

Whilst sat waiting for his car to be repaired was seated in the customer waiting area of a main dealer garage. After 2 hours of watching the car salesmen at work noted a number of traits reminiscant of Swiss Tony being displayed...

Open train times map shows ROOF on all four roads at Sandy.

Has found an old white metal loco kit I brought over 35 years ago. half built it lain forgotten for all that time. I'm looking forward to finishing it now

It's snowing a bit here, 200 feet above Glasgow....

704 calories of cardio smashed through tonight, very happy!

is looking for plastic toilet seat hinges, as the office ones are kaput

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. The zero-hour - 9 am. And Im gonna be high as a kite by then.

Hello, my name is John, I'm calling from Microsoft technical department...... No you're not, you're calling from Delhi and your name is Sanjeev!

7 pages on how to prounonce a two syllable name. Here's three syllables for you. Get A Life.

I really don't like the expression 'bookazine'.

People called Romanes they go the 'ouse

Once more onto a Voyager, friends, once more.

The Clash make it onto University Challenge