Ruston

May I recommend a bowl of plomeek soup?

Oooh, too rich for me.

Were the eggs on top?

HT or FT?

Manning Wardle 0- Dodgy Back-Backs 2

Switch off as much telemetry as you can, there are guides on the internet for doing so. I won't use it unless Microsoft give us the ability to turn the lot off completely and verifiably, and also to completely stop automatic updates.

Windows 10 follows the concept of software as a service, so you need some updates. Setting your connection as "metered" will reduce updates to the bare minimum.

Windows 10 isn't bad. It's dreadful.

In the words (or acronyms) of Churchill - KBO!

Commiserations! Mine died (with everything in it) and I had to buy a new one.

Don't mention...

Hors d'oeuvres! Ve vere only following Hors d'oeuvres!

Hamsters!

To keep warm, eat your porridge oats first.

More snow?

I've come back in. Looking for a blowtorch. No modelling until I defrost the lock on the shed!

"Frozen water falling from the sky" is just a symptom....

It's quite warm water were I am currently and there is a lot of it

Cabbage crates over the Briney!

I did exactly the same thing only last week, I think ?

I say old chap - hope you're not commenting on my driving capabilities!

Either that or a sufeit of cappachinos.

I am one who delights in all manifestations of terpsichorean muse.

The cat's eaten it.

with Guineapig onna stick.

(Ketchup extra)

A metaphysical dicotamay has cause thie unit to overload and shut down. A credit note will be forwarded to your company

Diva Droid international would like to apologise for any inconvenience caused

DD2 has the T shirt.

You Arthur King and your silly English kernigits!

I do worry about the present generation, have you no respect for dialect? Surely it should be "Your mother was a namster and your father smelled of helderberries!

i wave my private parts at your aunties

Should that not be "whistles in his ear".

Yer all to flash for me.

I cwaim the rewawd!

I cwaim the rewawd!

I cwaim the rewawd!

Still don't get it, Cap'n?

Time for a nice cup of tea..

You've kept us waiting, so unless you want a kicking, you tell us where those photographs are!

Watch out guv, e's got a shooter.

How do you laug?

my 22 yo step daughter was utterly baffled.

Told her to catch up on all the series on Netflix - hope she survives. Series 3 was particularly hard going but hilarious!

~the monkeys steaming jewels~

Why should they get everything?

Ah, It's not just the cheesemakers, it's the makers of any dairy products.

Snowdonia Cheese Co's. Beechmaker £3.50 from Sainsbury's, £4.80 from Dobbies. Guess where the three in my fridge came from.

That's where the Smiths Crisps potatoes hid! "We want to be Smiths Crisps!"

Are they all soundly chipped?

So you want to fly on a magic carpet to meet the king of the potato people to beg for your release and you think i'm crazy??

Beethovens fifth?

Looks more like an "SOS" to me.

This is the BBC. Now for some messages. ANton is in the bakery, I repeat, Anton is in the bakery...

Excellent!

It's free breakfast on virgineastcoast day for me.:-)

Was that not last week?

We had a Friday last week. Cannot absolutely guarantee that we will get one this week , but the portents are quite good, WW3 not yet announced.

Any industrial traction action planned?

I'll have to have a look on the interwebs and see if there's anything on.

this sounds like fun: Mangapps annual August Gala, Bank Holiday Weekend, 27th, 28th & 29th August. http://www.mangapps.co.uk/opening.html

you swear !

I take it you don't mean that he learns a whole new language.

Two of them, to be precise - Anglo and Saxon.

Soon be Monday

As a pensioner I wasn't even sure it was Friday until you mentioned it, they all seem the same

DRINK!