Porcy Mane

I k now it's a "bowler hat"....

I doff my cap to you and take off my hat for Bernie.

Well I must be getting along, lots to do. Perks must be about it.

Makes a change...

Beware of helicopters painted black! 🤓

Now that would be Mike Ashley's. He would get a salute too.

No longer seen round these parts.

Do see the odd hawk.

I seem to remember Katy.  

I see the unboxing was of the Australian variant?

Sort of. Katy did make a break for the Southern hemisphere  (through the floorboards!) at the very end.

Sounded like the Lancaster with one engine trailing smoke and the other misfiring.

Got the  BBMF Hurricane buzzing about in the o/head at the mo. Guess he's looking for a break in cloud to start his display.

Sunderland airshow?

Sadly looks like it’s going to be a washout.

Correct.

Current met shows the weather front moving further to the west that expected but I think your right about it being a wet one.

Aaahl came from the syem Coonty  Skool kitchens anyways.

In them big metal boxes that didn’t keep it hot, cold or anything in between.

Nowt a marra with prunes. I used to swap me dinner for the prunes.

How BoD. At ower skyull ye'ed get carled a clivvor sh*te.  (Waaden ee Bob). Oor skyull had it's own kitchen and the new skuell  (1972/3)  had n' even posher kitchen. Arl stainless lyke! (Wassen it Bob).  Noo the next edukashun orthority up the way had central kitchens. Did wheels on meals anall. Ar knarr cos a bought one of the central kitchens off the cooncil an converted it into a garage. A still stewed the occashanull prune in there anall....      Lyke.   

I worked with them once and look where it got me!

Ding-Ding!!!

Great sketch.

Comedy genius. Apparently, he was quite handy with the baton as well.

And their railway vans make good looking models too. - I saw one of their vans standing in W'ton High Level bay siding (many, many years ago!)

Mmmm...Palethorpes sizzling in the pan - I can smelll 'em from here!

Is that a model of a factory that makes sausages or a real factory that makes model sausages?

Marvin

DigitalWatch

MELD. Mars Explorer and Laboratory of Discovery.

Have some faith

along with hope & charity.

Can't have hope, Pandora shut it up in her box!

Everyone should have a Willie.

Classic line from Lady T there, Horse

And the last remaining British player at Wimbledon has been sent home...

'Well I didn't vote for him...!'

...to make room the 'alsorans' shuffle down the bench...

With a cut down chimney?

Sorry couldn't stand the bloke!

Byebye Doddy, you've had a good run!

That's a pretty extreme way of eluding the tax man.

...where they'll be hung out to fry.

...well DHL certainly have dropped a clanger here, they're in the soup good and proper, but with help from above, I'm sure they can iron things out...

if you're under 40 you may have bother picking the bones out of that one...

Did you get a buzz off 'em?

Just a little vibration.

Should have seen the look I got when I asked for a postal order for 52F models... ;-)

You look so dapper from your napper to your feet

Oy!

I suppose the after effects of that would be The Lambeth Walk.

Oy!

At last, a song without pretension!!

That's O.K. 'cos' I like the coffee creams.

R.I.P. Rodney

England f.......

What's he on about?

When this old world starts getting me down

And people are just too much for me to face

I climb way up to the top of the stars

And all my cares just drift right into space

On the roof it's peaceful as can be

And there the world below can't bother me

Let me tell you now

'Don't jump off the roof, Dad

You'll make a hole in the yard

Mother's just planted petunias

The weeding and seeding was hard

If you must end it all, Dad

Won't you please give us a break

Just take a walk down the park, Dad

And there you can jump in the lake.'

Tell em the ugly duckling story- kwak, get out, kwak kwak, get out, kwak kwak get outta here.

They did the mash, they did the monster mash.

As someone once said of Burl Ives, "An actor who can sing and a singer who can act." Always liked him.

Banananananana!

size of an elephant

You do realise this means we're all old.....?

Plenty of mice in Barking too.

I saw plenty ther thebother week after clearing my mind with a herbal cigarette.....

Nowt like an Amsterdam coffee shop to get a dose of perspective . . . Ferry daily from the Tyne

Hmm and I always thought it was a Scottish medical condition

A bit like Outofkilter.

Don't get into a flap about it !