10800

I'm now a qualified Signal Works Testing Assistant, Module 5!

Wife: 'Just been speaking with woman across the road about xyz, they've got a new dog, a bagel.' Me '.........do you mean a beagle? Or do they have circular piece of bread with a hole in the middle running around the house?'

is almost grateful for his borderline low blood pressure, after his colleague registered 200/127! :-O

For those who don't think about chloresteral maybe you should. Just been put on Statins due to my numbers (at medium risk of major heart attack) and I'm not even 50 yet.

Great win Lewis

Good news - the walkway and beach between Teignmouth and Smugglers Cove has finally reopened today, as per the revised plan

Brinkly Works!

Just turned out the lights

We all lost a friend last night, Steve Turnbull, our Hon Sec. Magazine article co-ordinator, Builder of fine buildings on 'Alloa'. All round decent guy. Friend.

.....put a 'not quite hardboiled' egg in the micro (with shell removed mind you) instead of boiling it further in water. Big mistake the explosion nearly 'blew the b***** door off' What a mess. Be warned regarding one's own stupidity. Now got to try to clean up the mess..... Grrrrrr...!

Why whenever I email a company, they dont bother to respond? Do they not want sales?

FREEPOST, The Sun, London E98 1AX address to send free copy back to, even better if you write something like justice for the 96 across it.thanks

Why do Sheffielders use the word Dam to refer to the water not the wall thing holidng it back?

That was an ending to Bluestone 42. Sadly all too true though and not just a comedy- the realities of war.

would just like to remind all viewers that the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.

Kate Bush doing UK dates - OMG Heaven has arrived !

BBC 2, 20:00 Collectaholics, a man who has built a station in his garden

Honours Project tproposal accepted - I get to build a model railway. Not bad for a computer science degree!

As shifts go......one of the worse in 27 years!

well survived last night and this morning no sleep now to sort the insurance out two new windows leaking roof.Its a big thank you to Dorset coast guard, police, fire service& army for getting us all out safely

perpura and arthritis with this illness, hope it goes soon. starting to reach my fingers and thats no good for modelling

For the moment at least, I literally cannot keep up with the Dawlish thread on here, and keep up with the real thing and other flooding problems, and the media reports - never known anything like it!

I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I Can't relax I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

is listening to the truly unbelievable, and that's The Unbelievable Truth.

I'm getting rather partial to 10000 and 10001. Do you think I could get away with running one of them over the Somerset & Dorset...?