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Of all the strange things to injure oneself on - a recoiling tape measure just sliced my finger rather harshly!
Ah ha! - Should have done a
I hope that your wound is now starting to heal, Mickey, and that you are helping it along by putting your feet up and imbibing something medicinal...
Try whacking yourself in the eye with the folded seam of a pair of freshly washed denim jeans - don't 'arf 'urt!