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  1. If a Minkowski spacetime contains a compact region Ω, and if the topology of Ω is of the form Ω ~ R × Σ, where Σ is a three-manifold of the nontrivial topology, whose boundary has topology of the form ∂Σ ~ S2, and if, furthermore, the hypersurfaces Σ are all spacelike, then the region Ω contains a quasipermanent intrauniverse wormhole.

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    2. Northroader

      Northroader

      Wednesday is early closing day

    3. AndyB

      AndyB

      Describes rusks ground into the carpet perfectly. So much for the theory, you best get scrapping it off as part of the practical!

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Not in the wider sense of the gentleman's outfitter.

  2. A Study on the Use and Significance of the adjective „awesome“.

  3. The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with redundant melacortz-ramistat 14-kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with 25 bilateral kelilactirals. With twenty of those being slaved into the primary Heisenfram terminals.

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Eventually:

      Destruct sequence 2: code 1-1 A-2B

    3. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      This DCC stuff is way too complex for me...

    4. Londontram

      Londontram

      I had a Texas instruments pc once dose that compare?

  4. Define time.

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    2. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Second opinion?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      It is what passes so slowly when you aren't eating sausages.

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Time I should getting tea on!

  5. I'm hungry. Any advice re good sausages?

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    2. toboldlygo

      toboldlygo

      Venison and Red Wine ones from Sainsburys or the Pork and Bramley Apple ones from the Butchers in Westward Ho!

    3. walrus

      walrus

      Revett's butchers in Wickham Market

    4. DonB

      DonB

      long ago, daughter dated a local butcher's son. Quote "if you saw all that goes into sausages you'd never buy them again"

  6. Math. It’s all fun and games until someone divides by zero.

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Maths is pretty logical as long as you know a good method and until you approach some extreme or other.

       

      It's this "bistro-matics" that gets me every time!

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      usually about +10percent.

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      No, the battery eventually gave up....

  7. Is it acceptable to be drinking port wine on starboard?

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      So good, I posted it twice.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      And now can't get rid of one of them.

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      After that I just broke the stopper on my 16 yr old Lagavulin malt

  8. "Bond. James Bond."

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    2. iak

      iak

      Ahhhh Phussshey.....

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Alimentary, Dr. Leiter...

    4. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      that's stirred, not shaken...

  9. Which creature has one voice and yet becomes four-footed and two-footed and three-footed?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      A horse. Walk (4-time), trot (2-time), canter (3-time), gallop (4-time)

    3. Alister_G

      Alister_G

      A Man - crawls on all fours as a baby, walks on two legs as an adult, walks with a stick (three legs) as a senior citizen

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Well done, acg_mr. You would not have been devoured.

  10. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team.

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    2. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      SHUT UP FOOL

       

    3. andyram

      andyram

      I PITY THE FOOL!!

    4. beast66606

      beast66606

      Let me introduce to my friend - PAIN

  11. These Are The Voyages...

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    2. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      ,,,but then again it might be Species 8472 from a different series/dimension...

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      A small infestation of Talarian hook spiders

    4. The Black Hat

      The Black Hat

      Life is so much easier with a box, screwdriver, bow tie and a fez...

  12. It's a subspace transmitter.

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Sir. The Heisenberg Compensators have farted again!

    3. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      It needs a new flux capacitor . .

    4. ian

      ian

      You canna change the laws of physics, Captain!

  13. has done the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

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    2. WD0-6-0

      WD0-6-0

      It's 12 if you round down

    3. davefrk

      davefrk

      Bet you forgot to pick up the milk and bread on the way....

    4. The Black Hat

      The Black Hat

      That's ages. Ive got a blue box and get there before I set off...

       

      I have a Fez as well as a Black Hat

  14. The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. A self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a million humans and aliens. A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night. It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind… the year the Great War came upon us all. This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259. The name of the place is Babylon 5.

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    2. Northroader

      Northroader

      Does it have a railway?

    3. Tel2010

      Tel2010

      The Expanse....

    4. Ruffnut Thorston

      Ruffnut Thorston

      Seaquest DSV...

       

      "Bridge. Thank You For Travelling Maglev."

  15. The Tide Is High

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    2. Trog

      Trog

      But is the bay half full or half empty?

       

    3. steve22

      steve22

      I've just thought after all these years... how do you hold on to water?

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Same as the way you hold onto youth?

  16. Horrocksford nightlife. Second to none!

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      From what I've read the light poles were replaced by heavy Hungarians. It was the heavies that developed fluorescent goulash for street illumination.

    3. Captain Kernow
    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Let's have no politics here!

  17. Space Frigate Donizetti emerging from hyperspace!

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Battle stations!

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      My warp drive core is breached!!

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      Ok then, my donut drive core is breached and I'm covered in plasma, or jam.

  18. тороидальная камера в магнитных катушках

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    2. Jintyman

      Jintyman

      Why, are you going to be running your trains on plasma then????

       

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Bleep & Booster.

       

    4. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      Spilled coffee into the keyboard?

  19. Alpha.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      No, mine still discharges into the asteroid belt.

       

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Although normally it's easier to disguise this, if I'm in the vicinity of the Rings of Saturn.

    4. waggy

      waggy

      Beta, Gamma.

  20. You DON'T provoke the Borg!

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    2. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Ony in some people's fantasies!

    3. gridwatcher

      gridwatcher

      Oh yes '7 of 9'.....I had forgotten for about....oooh 10 seconds.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Not 47 seconds, by any chance?

  21. Twelve Cloves of Garlic

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Three French curves

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Too many comments ! :))

    4. adb968008

      adb968008

      And a bright green Merchant Navieeee

  22. S.H.A.D.O.

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    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Anything could happen in the next half hour...

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Beware the alien babies in butternut squashes!

    4. 46444

      46444

      I believe it's cold in Totnes at this time of the year?....

  23. has found himself wondering what a Vulcan amusement park would look like.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I have a cloaking device that is currently hiding the back of my office chair from view. It's called my coat.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Good old analog

    4. Kelly

      Kelly

      Fascinating

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