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toboldlygo

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  1. So basically, I've had 8 days wasted - thanks a lot!

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      toboldlygo

      no it wasn't for my heart, a bit of misunderstanding that's all

       

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  2. Where did everybody go ?

    1. toboldlygo

      toboldlygo

      I'm not saying it was Aliens, but it was Aliens👽

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  3. Odd, all the Russian spambots have disappeared from YouTube. 

     

    Did it really take an invasion for Google to act on them?

  4. Putting salt in chocolate.

     

    Who thought THAT was a good idea?

    1. toboldlygo

      toboldlygo

      Salted caramel it's what tank Killer dies for ;) 

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  5. Melius est a bove stabulari quam onagro

  6. Fish Thursday!!!

     

    Fish'n'chips'n'mushy peas!!!

     

    Yummmm!!!

     

  7. 10:00 am om 10 January. RMweb is probably a better bet than the Hornby website to get the update.

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      toboldlygo

      I hope Andy Y has fed the hamsters the right food..

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  8. I can remember when I got a real b0ll0cking on here, from a few people back in 2020, when they told me that CV was just like Flu; nothing more than that. Those were the days eh? If they see this, then pggggggggghhhhhh!

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      toboldlygo

      It's autobots versus decepticons now - choose your third booster wisely ;) 

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  9. Shatner is not Kirk

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    1. toboldlygo

      toboldlygo

      The days of astronauts piloting craft in to low earth orbit are in the past, the crews going to the ISS are passengers as well for the most part now as everything's automated.

      Dr Evil didn't invite you to go on the second trip on his Phallic shaped ship then? ;) 

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  10. Well done to Emma Raducanu for winning the US Open 2021. A Brit for a winner at long last.

     

    Terry.

  11. Am I grumpy because a) I've had a busy week, b) it's hot or c) there's some proper door handles here?

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      toboldlygo

      Door handles, I thought where you'd come from in the future you didn't have them anymore? :read:

       

      You just say shush and the door opens or closes ;) 

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  12. Would you believe they put a man on the moon

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      toboldlygo

      A Man and dog went to the moon to get cheese. Then two Billionaires decided to fly to space, one in plane - the other in a huge c*ck lol

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  13. I'm melting........

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      toboldlygo

      Or should that be 'Frying Tonight' - quick get the Peckham Spring Water ;) 

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  14. I do feel for those who are unhappy at the result of the football last night, but one of the benefits of being utterly indifferent to all sporting events is that one just doesn't mind.

     

    The last time I got upset about a sporting result was in 1981, when an insolent, impertinent young upstart had the cheek to upset the established order and defeated the Master of the game.

  15. Forget football, Unity's just come home - two more Brits are getting their astronaut wings.

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      toboldlygo

      Virgin Flight attendants are all blonde to begin with either and as security at Heathrow back in the day, we could tell how cold it was with Virgin crews ;) 

       

      The boundary for space is the Karman line - which is 50 miles - hence why the X-15 Pilots got astronaut wings  ;)

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  16. What is it about dogs? Incessant barking from the neighbour's dog.

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      toboldlygo

      Didn't you know they have their own version of Whatsapp - it's called Barksapp ;) 

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  17. Just spent two hours crawling under my desk.

     

     

    At least I know what all the cables connect to, which can be eliminated and how dusty it was...

     

    Thats Spring Cleaning!

    1. toboldlygo

      toboldlygo

      Must be a Hroth Tank Killer in the neighbourhood :jester:

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  18. What's the age definition for being middle aged then.

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      toboldlygo

      When you decide to remove the governors from the electric motors & fit chrome exhausts to your mobility scooter...

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  19. Am I the only one not watching #LineOfDuty #neverseen 

  20. That's the #Census2021 completed this lunchtime, I resisted the temptation to state  my Religion as "Southern Railway"!
    #jobdone 

  21. I might have a fishcake for my tea tonight.

  22. Sewer line just exploded in me front yard! :o

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      toboldlygo

      How many rolls of toilet paper had you tried to flush?

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  23. There is footage of a Tallboy going off whilst being defused. Not a job for the faint hearted. Everyone ok apparently.

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