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  1. "They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn here... THIS far, NO further!"

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      iak

      Jean-Luc in a strop - luv it... Make it so......

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  2. is severely p***ed off as his client is one hour late. |:-X

  3. Acute stress & depression episode diagnosed. Here we go again.......

  4. Wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell Cause they keep out the water and they keep in the smell,

  5. Wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell Cause they keep out the water and they keep in the smell,

    1. iak

      iak

      You dinnae ride your horse in them mind?

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  6. Wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell Cause they keep out the water and they keep in the smell,

    1. iak

      iak

      If it wasnae for your wellies, where would you be?

      You'd be in the hospital or infirmary,

      Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pluracy,

      If you didnae have your feet in your wellies!

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  7. Okay, fine... Fer sure, fer sure... Shes a valley girl

  8. Three weeks on, I'm almost fully recovered. Nope, don't want to go back there again!

    1. iak

      iak

      Indeed...

      Take it easy!

  9. thinks there is no such thing as too much garlic in cooking :-) .

    1. iak

      iak

      Ah... you cannot have enough of the magic bulb.....

      Yuuuum!!!

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  10. My employers have moved the goal posts... AGAIN!!! Nice the night before your interview......... I feel terrible now - b##t###s!

    1. iak

      iak

      No it will my medical bill when I get sectioned at this rate.........

       

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  11. What an incredible body of work King Crimson produced. Respect to Sir Fripp.

  12. has spent the evening in 1950s Weymouth....

    1. iak

      iak

      He's been on those chick pea fritters again...

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  13. GP not impressed with things... Could be more nonsense on the way... And my heid feels like a bag of tatties - such is life!!! WIBBLE!

    1. iak

      iak

      I'm trying to...

      The goalposts keep moving which does nae help.....

      And no that is not the pills - yet?

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  14. GP not impressed with things... Could be more nonsense on the way... And my heid feels like a bag of tatties - such is life!!! WIBBLE!

    1. iak

      iak

      WHo my management? yer assuming they hae faces!

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  15. Guid mornin!

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      iak

      Dae ah heer a wee bit af banter heer ye bampots..

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  16. Bring me my broadsword and clear understanding \ Bring me my cross of gold as a talisman \ Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing \ Take women and children and bed them down

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      iak

      Ah... Great album mon...

  17. The rain falls hard on a humdrum town....

    1. iak

      iak

      ...This man said ...it's gruesome

      that someone so handsome should care...

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  18. Here's a thought... I wonder if there's an RMWeb at the end of the universe...?

  19. Two BT guys looking in to a hole in my street, how long before my internet goes off by coincidence...

  20. Two bear cubs climbing on the trellis in the backyard, eating the grapes - where's the camera? ... WHERE IS THE CAMERA?? Too late - they've gone!

  21. Has found that you can add Archers rivets over satin varnish - just a dab of satin black over the top and then more varnish :)

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      iak

      I put them on over a well known floor polish and very nice they look too ..

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