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  1. is off to Cambridge to collect a new saddle

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      Cambridge, home of educational excellence, Cambridge, home of scientific innovation, Cambridge, home of bespoke leather goods!!! Getting a new whip to match too?

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  2. is going to need a co-driver

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      Steve Taylor

      I've seen WRC, Hillrally etcetc...... a co-driver reads pace notes back, so here goes, M1 to Cathorpe, M6 to Stoke, Max speed 70mph, long sweeping straights and straight sweeping curves , 6th gear all the way, cruise control and the radio station of preference...... if anywhere near rush hour apologise to the accountant and use the m6 toll rather than the m6 round Brummingham. At stoke switch on Sat-nav.... you have reached your destination. If you want decent motorway services find an ex...

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  3. Blimey the KLF have resurfaced! Seuthe smoke generator anyone!? ........

  4. Can you bart fast with Slarti?

  5. Brass should be lime green: this way when all the handrail knobs fall off the desk they can be found again.

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      The landlord has.... tastefully..... gone with a beige scheme. Perhaps reverse chameleon brasswork so it singularly fails to blend in, whatever the background?

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  6. Locomotion - the new SR EMU heritage centre of teh UK?

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      Steve Taylor

      ironic as it was the home of the first overhead system

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  7. This calls for a Knopfler

  8. Bloody owls! It's quite weird they way they can maintain eye contact even in the microwave...

  9. is pleased to see that 'Still Game' is back on.

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      hopefully this could be the highlight of the year

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  10. observes that we are living in interesting times.

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      they are getting a bit too interesting, I'd quite like a bit of dull for a change.

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  11. I wonder if RMweb will be fairly quiet for the next hour?

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      watched less than ten seconds. I shall be tidying my workbench instead.

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  12. I want to post something foul, offensive and disgusting but am out of ideas. Please imagine I've written something obscene and be offended by it.

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      Dear Moderator,

      I respectfully draw your attention to the leading post in this thread and ask that appropriate action be taken to eliminate this sort of thing and prevent its re-occurence. Quite frankly, I am shocked, nay stunned to find such content here. I visit this site for certain specifics, and on this occasion feel violated to be exposed to such content. If I wanted such material the rest of the internet, eg the one show website, is bulging with similarly bland,beige content. Plea...

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  13. Who is the Man from Del Monte?

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      its not Boris is it? In which case is Del Monte a suburb of Leeds, or Leeds a South American colony?

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  14. Best way to strip paint of a model?

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      if aftershock, white lightening, diamond white, or pale cream sherry should fail (god forbid) try whatever variety of brake fluid Ford are recommending for current models - I've done bachman bodies and parkside kits with it and no problems. On no account mistake the Ardbeg for brake fluid or vice-versa.

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  15. So its July, in summer, why have I got the fire lit?

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      just home, no central heating on in my miser's palace (not diverting funds from Q6s) and by the feel of it the flat below may be on fire!

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  16. Currants impaled on toothpicks and displayed in your window serve as a warning to would-be houseflies

  17. I have officially banned, by Supreme Decree, the word 'awesome'.

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      can I extend this to all hyperbole please?

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  18. Looked up who we are not allowed to talk about in England. Oh? Them?

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      some insignicant somebody wiggling it in some insignificant someone, while another person sits by. Who really gives a flying figtree beyond the jealousy of "covetting thy neighbours ass". #Boredofplasticpeople.

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  19. de-gassing rattle can prior to decanting the primer therrein. So far a success: the kitchen is not flat grey

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      it was a part used can btw. Laid on its side on a sacrificial tea-towel in case of disaster. A very small drill was used to pierce the side at the highest point, having allowed time for the paint to settle. As the tip pierces, you'll feel the air on your hand move. Stop at that point and let it depressurise a bit. OPening the kitchen window was a good move at this point. Next open the hole up and then pour carefully, Remember a suitable funnel for next time though. Tis a pity Halfords pri...

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  20. re-chassising the landie is getting in the way of work

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      Steve Taylor

      dismantling the bodywork or lifting it complete?

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  21. and the sheep shall invert the earth...

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      Steve Taylor

      Mary had a little lamb, the midwife had a heartattack.

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  22. Looking forward to making Aerolite & the ner saloon just need some spare time between commissions.

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      NER saloon? Do tell more please

       

  23. new flat: now have a workroom and a garage with light and power. I may just have run out of excuses?

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      workbench is set up... in the workroom, but there is the emergency portable telly'n'throne friendly tray so in the spirit of another question elsewhere on here.............. i could try to do a wagon sat on the throne.

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  24. wonders whether anyone has admitted to building a kit whilst on the bog....

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      Steve Taylor

      new flat: now have a workroom and a garage with light and power. I may just have run out of excuses?

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