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Afternoon All Just surfaces as My Babe had to get back home, my brains had been removed several time from my head over the past 3 days as I'm no longer married we had a bit of a celebration. I did look out the window yesterday to see the old folk here celebrating on the back lawn and getting p!ssed on wine, the bottle bin is now full after being emptied Wednesday the social distancing went out the window 13 of them crammed round a large garden (wine) table all rat-#rsed by 5pm. My girlfriend said she would like to do a trip on main-line steam having done a Steam Dreams Southend- York trip last year I hope someone is still in business for us to make a journey something to look forward to once thing lockdown is over, the Coach company who I used to journey to many Steam Railways has gone into receivership what a shame as they had just replaced their coach fleet 12 Supersize 6 wheelers now locked up in their yard there is a business there if someone would take it on as they have a county council contract for bussing school children and a very good network of hotels for trips away. Spose I better get on enjoy the week end Stay Safe. A.Sawdick.

Morning All Sunny Work to do Pah . Laters Mr. P!sstoff

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Evening All Been under the duvet the past few days my Babe turn up here unannounced I've had a very enjoyable time. Other good news slapped #rse's solicitor finally come round to my way of thinking.= that's the end of that ghastly saga I'm hoping we can travel by car soon and keep the 2 mtr distancing thing going, the dear old neighbour has pulled through the dreaded disease god bless her. Looks like things are going well in eradicating Covid 19 so stay safe L.E.Gover

Hi All weather has been variable here today Slapped #rse has reared her ugly head again cos some paper work was incomplete so she has again upset everyone in her quest for greed. BP 217/112 this morning tried to get through to the doctors for a phone consultation that piece of carp called a Samsung let me down again it will go back once the store is open not fit for purpose, finally got through to a doctor 15:30 cos some nupperty feckwit from the reception could not transfer my call what a joke I bit my tongue and was polite I'm just waiting for the how did we do form to pitch up. I hope you are all well and keeping safe. enjoy your evening W Ellpisstoff

Morning All Damp and cold I done a GDB yesterday and pulled a hamstring not badly I wrapped it overnight and I only have a twinge this morning my Babe said good job it wasn't the middle leg Lunch will be made shortly and I will try and get on with some painting I think every other word today will be ouch or feck. Zeus was bounding around with my daughter yesterday headbutted her and she pierced her gum with a tooth her other half laughed now he has a black eye. STAY SAFE L. Imping

Afternoon All P!ssytating down here it's the first day of not sneezing and spraying all that stands in my way everything in the flat that's not been painted requires sugar soaping anyway. Waiting for filler to set the damp air is not helping I might finally get the base coat done today in the kitchen it's taken for ever to get to a point where paint actually sticks to the walls once done the top colour coat will go on with ease. That Samsung thing I bought the other day is behaving itself it's probably the worst mobilly phone I've ever purchased had the shop been open I would have taken it back and got something else.. My Babe woke me up early to say she loved me I welcomed the new but not the time she had a Covid 19 test done on Sunday and is free of the nasty virus she's gone into Essex Ladette mode she is very funny we laugh and joke everyday on the video link . Better get on STAY SAFE Barry Bucknell

Morning All sunny and bright I took the day of yesterday hay fever got the better of me so a super large Malt was prescribed and I put myself to bed. Stay safe Tish Hugh

Morning All Sunny and bright Well my 44th wedding anniversary passed off without a hitch got the same amount of cards as the past 43 years none, so I'm not missing anything two weeks to absolute. The new phone proved a problem yesterday could not make any sense out of the instructions or the you-tube clips I finally found and unofficial website with people airing their complaints gave up the answers to my issues mainly down to O2 so if you need assistance with a Samsung phone do yourself a favour and take the bloody thing back. Mike having owned a Dyson and only one of them it lasted a year the latest sucky jobby is a Shark Duo what a cracking tool previously I had been buying Vax's Looks like another day to work out how to set up this phone I will get there. STAY SAFE. Homer Phonebick

Morning All sunny and bright Up at 4am for a pee and could not get back to sleep the phone pinged and it was my Babe she was awake as well we had a short chat and got back under the duvet, that was spooky we live 60 miles apart. Yesterday I lost my aunt Betty (aka The Duchess) to Coronavirus she was 91 and very ill, I couldn't get any news as the story was 6th hand. Slapped #rse started an argument about the divorce I advised her and her two halfpenny solicitor I would seek an adjournment on the divorce hearing unless S.A. revealed her finances which I got to see later in the day fingers crossed it should be the last I hear from them. The air is blue at Farnborough Towers a new Samsung refuses to be programmed I will seek out an "Ology in phones" from within the family to have a mess with the bloody thing the old one keeps giving up the ghost 18 months old it was a written off it by the man in the store months ago I waited till the cost of the contract came down to below the price of the repair. Stay Safe All Bob

Morning All sunny and bright Did anyone see Hello Hello on channel 24 last night I was in tears of laughter I won't spoil it but I think its on of the funniest I'd seen. Talking of fun I was video calling my Babe I told here to watch the steam run up the West coast railway behind a thing called a Black 5 on TV last night she wanted to see the Glenfinnan Viaduct and I welcomed her to my hobby she said she would like to go there dependent on what sort of holiday we can book for later in the year. Hope you are all staying safe. Bob

Morning All My daughter and son in law had their bikes stolen from a locked outside shed the door was ripped off no doubt the evil deed was done by some scrapping of a cesspit. The estates manager reported yesterday on one of my neighbours who as been in hospital for over a month with a respiratory issue has contracted Covid19, poor woman she is on oxygen at the moment the clapping outside the flats last night was a somber moment some of the ladies in tears" sh!t happens" that now 2 people I know who have contracted the disease with one death. I'm struggling with the lockdown it's only the video calls to my new babe that's keeping me sane, when I start climbing the walls I just call her up she has me in stitches within seconds I can't wait for the lifting of the curfew. Must get on please stay safe this pandemic is killing people G.O. Innutts

Afternoon Evening All Sunny but chilly Housework day today laundry, cleaning I give up on the painting and have a break from that its taking its toll on the bad back. I feel poxed been in bed most of the day I started to post at 12pm and gave up back now still poxed but awake, I've received the very last paperwork regarding the divorce 3 weeks time Absolute should be the post. I've met a very nice lady GDB has see her photo and she is on my Facebook page so I don't have to hide that fact now we have been video chatting for over a month so I have spent more time with her than a normal contact relationship fingers crossed we might be on the move in 3 weeks. Stay Safe all I.M. Swoonin.

Morning All Scattered cloud Very quiet here this morning I had breakfast without the TV, a message to my Babe, a scan of Faceache as I've started to look at it these days in a quiet moment, I went to change the duvet cover and woke up 2 hours later the bed was still warm when I pulled it back so I thought sod it and I got back in. The ceiling has been repaired properly yesterday after I threw out "Botch The Builder" earlier in the year after the water leak painting has commenced on all the repaired bits and full coverage might go ahead today at a sedate pace I can't see this curfew being lifted just yet so plenty of time on my hands I can take my time and get a high grade finish with all the painting. Its lunch time so enjoy your Easter and stay safe Pie Casso

Morning All overcast It was 3am again this morning before I got off to sleep another zombie day on the cards I'm crackered. My daughter has texts she needs to go shopping so I have asked her to pick up a few things. I've not had breakfast yet so I'd better move my butt. Stay safe N.A.C. Card

Morning All over cast and not very inviting. Not much has happened here Ms Nosey made a beeline for my daughter who came to pick some tools up yesterday we did keep our distance it appears Nosey has appointed herself as god she now runs the complex, my daughter told her to keep her distance and then just ignored her and got in her car and left, Nosey looked at me and I laughed at her, the cupid stunt . One of my close friends reported on Facebook last night his mother has succumbed to Covid 19 she was a lovely woman I had met here on several occasions R I P and may her God be with her. My new Babe is Keeping me up all hours of the night on Teusday morning I watched sun rise through her window, it was 3am when she nodded off today, with nothing to do all day I've been passing the time with these video calls in the evening. Better do some cleaning and then lunch stay safe all we are all vulnerable Errol Flynn

Afternoon all A quick stop between coats of paint does any one know a chap called Robert Poole . Back later.

Morning All only just made it out of bed I was still making the bloody thing at 2 am this morning after an enlightening evening chatting to a new Babe. She is an excellent p!ss taker like me we sat laughing and joking all night. I looked out the back window and Ms Nosey was making a be-line for another neighbour who was sitting in the sun with her daughter, the daughter said something to her and she was back across the lawn at speed with a face like a slapped #rse I would imagine she was told to foxtrot Oscar funny I've never seen any-one visit her I wonder why. the sun is out so enjoy your day and stay safe C.O. Oldude .

Morning All Very misty at 6am slowly burning off to a sunny outlook. I see Doris has invited to other lot in for tea next week. There is a very funny video on Facebook, Donald being pick up out of a chair and throw through a window on the top floor of a sky scraper by two big burly chaps. At least I'm not the only one being told by these self righteous #eckwits about getting food delivered, Mrs Nosey neighbour scowled at me yesterday evening when I went out to the car to put the shopping bags back in the boot she has clearly p!ssed most of the other neighbours off everyone in the garden sat well away from her at " Wine Time" or in her case whine time. I hope you do get out in the air/garden, stay safe O. Zone

Afternoon All Had a thousand and one things to do today breakfast was at 6am and I haven't stopped a newfound burst of energy has had me bouncing along all day Now rid of Her I'm looking forward to moving on, the thermostat was fixed and I've spent most of the day repairing damaged plasterwork it will be a big improvement once some topcoat paint starts going on the walls. My daughter bought the shopping round for me Nosey neighbour stuck her oar in about getting it delivered my daughter and I looked at each other and burst into laughter nosey neighbour went off with the huff there is no way you can book a delivery a round here, stupid bloody woman . Sainsburys turned up with a delivery for someone else later half of it was missing , my food come from Sainsburys to and it was £10 quid dearer so on the whole not impressed with that store at least everything was available. Dinner time already, stay safe L.Aderfull

Andy my daughter is a police officer in her beat days in Woking she somehow ended up with this druggy in hospital 3 or 4 weeks running, one of the night staff said to her on week 5 when she took a woman in who had been assaulted you don't have to worry about your mate the druggy anymore 4 of us spent 3 hours last night on him trying to keep him alive. You can guess the rest.

Afternoon All Cold and dank PAH Up-till Ten minutes ago my now very defintly ex wife would not tell me how the divorce case went on the 26th March yes childish isn't it she finally relented and told my daughters who were straight on to me, Yaba daba doo I'm free man. Other news my thermostat on the central heating is b#ll#xed another £100 to fix that's £600 I've spent on it in 3months. better get back to my shopping list one of my daughters is off work and insists on doing it for me. Stay Safe see you all at 8 pm outside clapping. Ova D'Moon .

You could always see if Ann Summers has something to your taste Bill Morning All Murky again. This morning I was woken up by a "Hurt Van" with the two's going nothing on the bloody road at 6am perhaps the poor buqqer in the back must have been in a bad way. Gossiping with one of the neighbours yesterday I was told Barry & Yvonne are moving, I wonder if Joe Maplin has found a place for them. Must get on SSS still to perform then lunch and would you believe more #*"%ing painting. stay safe .U.Rine-Taken

Afternoon Campers I just seen my neighbours Barry & Yvonne Stuart-Hargraves fresh back from 3 months in Spain I think they got kicked out where they were staying I always say Hi De Hi when I see them much to the amusement of other residences in the block they have not cottoned on to my p!ss take yet. My Daughter dropped some milk off earlier it was nice just to chat to some one for a while they are on the earhole for decorating equipment which I'm using at the moment I will see what have spare that they can have. Mike I liked the cabbage patch you had on the bungalow door step. Spose I'd better do something. stay safe Y. Awning