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Evening All Eventful day this little sod nipped my #rse and ran of I've posted this photo so you can gauge how tall he really is Other news to slapped #rse upset one of my sisters trying to get at me with her lies and deceit I called he the scrapping of a cesspit and threatened her with a full facebook reveal of her stunt today name and shame her in public . Good night All

Yep use one to knock a hole in the wall.

Morning All I've been out for bread and milk at Sainsburys you can see or smell why the store is filthy a shelf stack came past me and stunk to high heaven hands were filthy, the dirty B'stard I will walk 200yards extra in future and drag my knuckles into Chavda. The SiL is out of work officially as he has been in the country just over 2 years he's entitle to nothing as my daughter has to support him and so do I, he would always receive help from me as the pubs are shut around here apart from Beefeater, Spoons and Hungry Horse they won't go out spending money. My other daughter went out for a meal last night to Prezzo's they were the only people in there had the place to themselves the nupperty who served them asked had they booked both of them burst out laughing. Off to see to Zeus soon. Spose I better get on enjoy your day K. Nine-Walker

I spoke to my daughter who is a restaurant manager she and hubby who also works there have been laid off she is ok being salaried SiL will not be paid so later in the week he can earn some pocket money helping me decorate the flat. I've the big boy to feed tomorrow haven't seen him for 2 weeks tucked up in bed I wonder what item of my clothing is going to go though the mill of his teeth he'd like Kelly's Poppy he's partial to munching on others dogs still he does go out with the muzzle on. TV to watch Laters The big boy Zeus he's a Belgian Malinois for Kelly's benefit if she has no seen him before yep over three feet tall and 6.5 feet long and still growing.

Morning All overcast but dry I had an email just now stating Ally Pally is cancelled so bang goes poor Chrisf's meeting with his friend in the Palm Room. I'm a bit concerned about my daughters, one is in the police force and there is talk of working all hours on the media, the other one is a restaurant Manager along with the SiL working in the same place having to close down, how the #uck as a nation do we end up in other people #hit is beyond beggars belief, it seems every country in the world is run by a nupperty especially our own Doris he's totally out of his depth. It's times like this when you wish you lived off grid in the Yukon, no need for toilet paper there just drag your #rse around in the snow. I better do something today enjoy yours P.Lenty-Andrex

Morning All Sunny and bright I've a self imposed ban on TV new and any form media I think the BBC twats go along way into whipping up hysteria what a bunch of brainless articles they are. I only pay £7.50 for my licence fee but that is too much for them to ram total #ollox (not just the news) down my throat on a daily basis. Spose I better get on enjoy your day Nuffin Hapninear

Just the job for knocking the clinker off

Morning All I braved the stampede in Horrorsons yesterday only went in for milk and bread got there just in time to grab some of the last of both grabs some #rse wipes as well there was the odd couple packs sitting on the shelf with a crowd watching them, some feckwit suggested they sell a single roll only, I returned to the car park back home to find my regular spot empty so I parked it in the one where they leave snotty notes on the windscreen still no one has said anything yet. I was tempted as Barry and Yvonne's spot was empty. I started to remove the tiles in the bathroom with a paint scrapper a 100 fell off without force it will keep bully boy down stairs happy less noise but I do let them drop on the floor just to keep him on edge. Better get on lots to do.Maka Rackett

Morning All Up with the fart, painkillers had, breakfast had, I thought I'd come on here early lots to do today I don't feel up to going anywhere but I must a new duvet to buy along with various food items Tuesdays weekly shop has been depleted rapidly there is not a lot of what I want on the shelves I hope it doesn't turn into a daily foraging trip I don't buy bulk but will start to do that now. enjoy your day A Guffer .

Morning All Overcast but dry After the usual long breakfast I done a few chores like take the rubbish out a passing neighbour made comment I said I had not been out for a week house bound with the flu she couldn't scurry off quick enough thank Christ she's our resident wind bag, still no word about where my car is parked I think all and sundry has realized free for all means just that in my books after the rude A' hole left the message on my car I don't even know who it is, Barry & Yvonne Stuart-Hargreaves have started to look down their noses at it is parked next to theirs probably puts their Fiat 500 to shame I thought better of going to the Basingstoke show tomorrow the halls are an unhealthy place it's cooking when you arrive by the time the halls fill up the temperature is unbearable and they open a side door to let fresh air in once someone has passed out and its badly laid out with numerous bottle necks where you have to squeeze by people as stands are set up too close to the door ways. Its now lunch time I better get on enjoy the weekend H.A.Vadigg .

Afternoon All I see GDB is on about his bowel actions again good does of salts will put that right. Had a lazy day so far, that bout of man flu really took it out of me, I looked out the window early this morning and bully boy below looked up and gave me the thumbs up must have heard us in the night my Babe had parked across 3 spaces in the dark last night the site manager must have knocked to whine about it I hadn't heard him I got a text later to say what had happened my answer to that was "AND" never got a reply so I consider the matter closed she left shortly after 8am this place is like a ghost town till 9am it must be the fact my car is parked in someone else's chosen space in a free for all carpark I had a note left under the wiper blade, the note went on the noticeboard with "GET A LIFE" written on it, someone has parked where I normally leave my car it doesn't bother me. CP If you want to p!ss someone off play Hawaii Five-0 theme music full chat that's horrendous. I suppose I better do something enjoy the rest of it.Layzee Bustard

Afternoon All Up early and cleaned as much as worthwhile the flat is going to be ripped apart in a few weeks a friend is staying over so I thought I'd remove the skid marks. My man flu seems to have gone I hope, I will make another assault on Stainburys for a new duvet this winter one is far to warm I went to my old store Horrorsons which is far cleaner yesterday and found plenty of bog rolls, so I can continue to wipe my bum all over that dog, talking of dogs I've not seen the little puppy with this flu the slapped #rse has been feeding him she don't like him as he is bigger and knocks her around he he he . I have an appointment for a US urinary tract tomorrow sounds like fun Its lunch time here enjoy the rest of the day P.I.Staking

Afternoon All I'm was going to give the shows a miss till the late spring I might go to Basingstoke depends on how I feel I've not bothered to get my free Ally Pally ticket you should not have to chase it I would have thought it would have been in the post being a gold member, that's tosh we will look after you, having had several requests sidetracked for a week or more I'm not impressed after the Pendon visit with RMWeb which was excellent service has reverted to zero. Pah The man flu symptoms seem to have abated so I went food shopping as I had run out of everything and went to Argos to pick up my new vacuum cleaner and it knocks spots for those heavy old dyson things with the digital motor (what a load of tosh no such thing), I purchased A Shark what a lovely crafted piece of equipment pleased with my purchase the entire flat got vac'ed. The car park here is a free for all someone parked where I normally park which is the general rule so I left my car in their spot and placed tape over my door buzzer several neighbours have made comments about the old Witch will be banging on your front door, the car will be moved when I go out next bet she's sticking pins into my effigy. It wasn't the snoring with Murphy's Dave it was the parping all night that the slapped #rse didn't like. Better get on enjoy what's left of it S.M. Elligit

Morning All Bright and sunny I'm still suffering this bout of man flu I thought I was going to getaway without catching anything no such luck I have managed to start this weeks laundry the towels have gone in first as they had gone crispy must sort out the dampness in the bathroom the extractor is knackered as is everything else soon to be ripped out and replaced. No Babe this weekend she has sensibly stayed away I'm in need of some TLC. Better get back under the duvet I can't seem to keep the eyes open enjoy your day S.N.Ousey

Afternoon All I've just had my quarterly script 3 months worth of paracetamol + about 80 left over from last month and there is a dozen rolls of #rse wipe in the cupboard should last a couple of weeks. I've only just surfaced today I've got man flu and feel poxed, I managed to watch the Rugby I could have done better things had I felt better it was carp for the first 60 minutes I reckon that game was fixed How did they beat us then lose to the wooden spoon keepers there was no power in that punch, Saturdays match wasn't much better as Baz says the ref was hopeless. Anyway I'd better try and cook some food for dinner. S.T. Arvin-Marvin

Morning All Pissitating here Up Early after a late night getting home odd how the weather can change in a few miles I was south of the Hogs Back most of the evening and it was 0c drove home about 11;30 and down onto the north side and it was 4c even at Farnborough airfield there are still many roads closed on the southside of the Downs I have been diverted twice in the past 2 weeks and again last night. I've a problem with the bog it don't flush very well the cistern is #ecked I heard yesterday I can go ahead with the renovations subject to some jobs-worth saying yes at the freeholders office I've a kitchen sitting in the lounge and added to the piles 2 rolls of vinyl flooring for the kitchen and bathroom yesterday I'm getting p!ss off with them dragging their heels I kicked #rse Thursday for them to move it along all the paperwork they wanted had been sitting in their office for 2 weeks I hand delivered it to make sure it got there. Have you seen Amazon today worth a look the usual idiotic adverts for certain item currently in the news. HH's new title Happy Esre hole Enjoy your week end I've some painting to do J Constable

Morning All Admin work for me today a daughter is coming over later to make some phone calls for me, off to the solicitors to collect my new will so the slapped #arse can't get her paws on anything else of mine. A trip to the carpet warehouse where I got carpet when I was in the home improvements business to hopefully cut a deal you can barter with the owner when your trader. Better get on things to do. W.O.R Karlott

Morning All Happy birthday Ian A bright and sunny sort of I'm sure Bob will do damage to his head it's forgone conclusion whenever he takes to the tools, I'm wondering if he is coming down with some illness cancelling an order for a new toy. A thousand and one things were done yesterday which rendered me to being #nackered at 7pm falling asleep in front of the TV I woke just in time to see Tarrant waffle his way through Cuba Today I will be shopping in Basingstoke new shirts and T shirts to be purchased I've a passport to renew at some stage this week and the Babe will be here for dinner tonight. better get on enjoy your day Shoppo Hollick

Afternoon All Its been a nice day here took the little dog for his first walk of the year the footpaths through the woods are drying out so it's safe for me underfoot with Zeus towing. Can't be #rsed to write any more enjoy what's left of it. B.O.Redtofruck.

Morning All Sunny and bright Up with the lark and crept back in as usual fell out at 8:30 woken by a phone call it was my Babe to say the break down guy had fixed her car didn't even know it was cattled off out to a Beefeater tonight food is better than the Spoons we went in last week I wanted to go posh but she says its waste of money still a Beefeater is posh judging by the remarks on this forum. I'm a bit down today I've not had my bin lorry fix still I can squirm tomorrow as they will be collecting rubbish from 6 house waste bins. It's coming up to lunch time so I better get on enjoy your day S.T.Arvinn

Afternoon All Seiko watches can be or could have been repaired at their Maidenhead HQ worth a call don't bother if you are a tight #rse its costly, the older ones are better if you can find them S/H My one is a limited edition 2009 Honda F1 racing team watch bought new about £400 I don't wear it that often but a jeweler offered me a lot of money for it last year when I had a battery put in it, its just had a new leather strap put on which was £48 fitted. Zeus 's food comes in a Tupperware type container with the lid off it looks like bread pudding, instead of farting you would end up blowing the toilet pan up if you broke wind eating that stuff it's pure protein, Zeus farts and everyone leaves the room I think it's his way of telling you he wants to go for a dump. Q you can replace the mess made by the ivy with Virginia Creeper it doesn't damage wall. Better get on Sitin Onmebutt

That's a proper Bob job well done.

Morning All Wet and windy I really got off on one this morning the bin lorry arrived and they took 6 bins out from the bin area to empty, deep joy. Not much happening today my Babe will be here later for a TV film and popcorn. Better get on there's a flat that needs cleaning a bomb has hit the place with the new boxed kitchen stacked everywhere. Enjoy the Weekend and the bin lorries F. Lash-cleena

YO Duck Man and followers just stopped by to say Hi.

Morning All Snowing here for about an hour when I opened the curtains this AM I'm out with my youngest daughter and SiL not seen them for a while as they don't stop working should be entertaining I will get all the Cuban updates about my newish family who live there. I've been asked to sleep over with Zeus next week as the big boys mum and dad are off to Essex Friday to Sunday morning should be fun getting chewed bitten knocked about licked and every other thing a large does to his kennel boy. An idle day today I might get a paint brush out and go round the kitchen and base coat all the walls and ceiling to eradicate more of the previous owner filth its all been sugar soaped but the grime is embeded in the paintwork. Better get on enjoy your day moaning about bin lorries and VW golfs M. Aliniosater