Satan's Goldfish

Mrs SG vs Nature! Episode 1. Nice romantic walk along the beach this evening, looking for drift wood and pretty stones (yes, sometimes I'm just that manly), drawing a blank on finding any driftwood at all, when suddenly- Mrs SG: 'I think I see some wood up there!' Me: 'Ok, we'll walk up to there then turn back, it's getting late.' 2 minutes later- Mrs SG: 'It's not driftwood, it's a seal.' Me: '.........' Stay tuned for episode 2: Sn...