Andrew P Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Have you decided who is Judging the Nudging yet Kevin? And more importantly, what qualifications would one need to become a Canopy Nudging Judge? And can one do it whilst laying down, as I do like to rest in the afternoons? I once had a Canopy that had been nudged, it was judged to have been Nudged on purpose and so was disqualified from the Nudging Judging competition, I'll try again next Spring. Meanwhile,, back in the REAL WORLD. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNP Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 There will be no fudging the judging on nudging...if you do then there will be a grudge against the nudge judge......now where were we!! 2 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 I just don't get any of this. I wish I was clever like you lot. 1 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNP Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 That makes two of us! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Mick Bonwick Posted July 12, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, NHY 581 said: When does a nudge become a shunt? When it gets its wheels. Static nudges are fairly sedate affairs, involving very little momentum. Once mobility increases to the extent that the nudger moves further than the nudgee, the whole concept changes. As you so rightly point out, a shunt and a nudge are dictinctly separate, but you have to bear in mind they do involve similar actions and reactions, so could quite easily be confused, were it not for the level of momentum involved. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Mick Bonwick Posted July 12, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Captain Kernow said: I just don't get any of this. I wish I was clever like you lot. That would never do. There's clever and there's clever, but you'd be better off just being clever, my captain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Mick Bonwick Posted July 12, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, KNP said: That makes two of us! Good Heavens above! Two of you? One's bad enough, but two? Aaaaaaargh!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold NHY 581 Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Mick Bonwick said: When it gets its wheels. Static nudges are fairly sedate affairs, involving very little momentum. Once mobility increases to the extent that the nudger moves further than the nudgee, the whole concept changes. As you so rightly point out, a shunt and a nudge are dictinctly separate, but you have to bear in mind they do involve similar actions and reactions, so could quite easily be confused, were it not for the level of momentum involved. I see. Progressing naturally then.........ish. If we have fly shunting, I would say that it would have to be preceded by some judicious fly nudging, which is still frowned upon in parts of Northumberland. Therefore caution is required at all times. Edited July 12, 2019 by NHY 581 Clarity. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Mick Bonwick Posted July 12, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, NHY 581 said: I see. Progressing naturally then.........ish. If we have fly shunting, I would say we are teetering on the edge of fly nudging, which is still frowned upon in parts of Northumberland. Fly nudging? That's a bit near the knuckle, isn't it? I think you'll find it's frowned upon in more places than Northumberland. Staffordshire, for sure, and maybe Warwickshire as well. Mostly because of the people who live in these places. And what's all this natural stuff about, then? Progressive nudging is to be applauded, not ridiculed. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold NHY 581 Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mick Bonwick said: Fly nudging? That's a bit near the knuckle, isn't it? I think you'll find it's frowned upon in more places than Northumberland. Staffordshire, for sure, and maybe Warwickshire as well. Mostly because of the people who live in these places. And what's all this natural stuff about, then? Progressive nudging is to be applauded, not ridiculed. Of course but one must be mindful of where such nudging can progress to. Please note; Under no circumstances should fly nudging be attempted when wearing corduroy trousers. I would refer any interested parties to the Bagshot incident of 1906 which was attributed to spontaneous combustion. I shall say no more. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNP Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, NHY 581 said: Of course but one must be mindful of where such nudging can progress to. Please note; Under no circumstances should fly nudging be attempted when wearing corduroy trousers. I would refer any interested parties to the Bagshot incident of 1906 which was attributed to spontaneous combustion. I shall say no more. Prey do...!!!!?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 40 minutes ago, KNP said: Prey do...!!!!?? I say.... One doesn't speak of Bagshot. After all, the Duke of Denver paid up, and the negatives have disappeared, so the evidence is no longer available Just don't stand under the east end of the Down canopy in a strong wind 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Mick Bonwick said: That would never do. There's clever and there's clever, but you'd be better off just being clever, my captain. I wish I was. Can you get pills to make you clever? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Mick Bonwick Posted July 12, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Captain Kernow said: I wish I was. Can you get pills to make you clever? Yes. Go to your local pharmacy and ask for some Clever Pills. You will either be served with some placebo nitrate or a certificate. If the latter, it will be inscribed, "Nudger from RMweb". 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mick Bonwick said: Yes. Go to your local pharmacy and ask for some Clever Pills. You will either be served with some placebo nitrate or a certificate. If the latter, it will be inscribed, "Nudger from RMweb". I'll do that directly. I feel so happy now. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Mick Bonwick Posted July 12, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Captain Kernow said: I just don't get any of this. I wish I was clever like you lot. By the way, I was expecting to see you here. It just took a bit longer than I anticipated. You are most welcome, nonetheless, moderators notwithstanding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium t-b-g Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 12, 2019 I am not sure this thread is really for or about clever people. Nudging canopies is rarely, if ever, clever. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, t-b-g said: I am not sure this thread is really for or about clever people. Nudging canopies is rarely, if ever, clever. You've been mislead by these pictures of incompetent nudgers and poor nudging. True nudging should be impossible to see until after the photographer has left This is the sign of a skilful nudger Richard 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Gilbert Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Mick Bonwick said: Good Heavens above! Two of you? One's bad enough, but two? Aaaaaaargh!! 3....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium t-b-g Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, RLWP said: You've been mislead by these pictures of incompetent nudgers and poor nudging. True nudging should be impossible to see until after the photographer has left This is the sign of a skilful nudger Richard Fair point. I will suggest it as a possible course at Missenden Abbey. I can think of an ideal tutor. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 I can see this becoming like 'planking' with people taking ever more extreme nudge selfies until someone pushes it too far and does it while the paint is wet and gets enamel on their Nudget, try explaining that to the Nurse! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM42 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Mick Bonwick said: Fly nudging? That's a bit near the knuckle, isn't it? I think you'll find it's frowned upon in more places than Northumberland. Staffordshire, for sure, and maybe Warwickshire as well. Mostly because of the people who live in these places. And what's all this natural stuff about, then? Progressive nudging is to be applauded, not ridiculed. I find fly nudging a problem as the nudgee tends to fly off before the nudger can get into a suitable position to nudge. Now with a big swatter it is easier to shunt them as they definitely gain momentum. Andy 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, PaulRhB said: I can see this becoming like 'planking' with people taking ever more extreme nudge selfies until someone pushes it too far and does it while the paint is wet and gets enamel on their Nudget, try explaining that to the Nurse! Knowing my luck, I'd end up stuck to the paint 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold NHY 581 Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, SM42 said: I find fly nudging a problem as the nudgee tends to fly off before the nudger can get into a suitable position to nudge. Now with a big swatter it is easier to shunt them as they definitely gain momentum. Andy Ah! A classic faux pas. The confusing of fly shunting with fly swatting, symptomatic of over nudging. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold NHY 581 Posted July 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2019 Where does prodding fit into all of this? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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