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describe your favourite film in the most boring way posible


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1 hour ago, Stubby47 said:

We're putting the band back together.

 

1 hour ago, SR71 said:

Two brothers in an inexpensive second hand car do their best to clear the school overdraft with some local civil service accountants.

Ahem.

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Bomber pilot falls out of plane with no parachute.  Survives.  Check in lady in Heaven gets wasp up her knickers because she is missing pilot.  Heavenly authorities try to trick him into going upstairs.  Appeals and demands right to life.  Wins celestial episode of Crown Court.  Lives happily ever after.  Aaaah....

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2 hours ago, Stubby47 said:

People jump out of a plane, invade a castle, escape from castle, drive a bus then leave on a plane.

Isn't that the one where the two 'heroes' manage to kill most of the castle garrison simply by spraying bullets in their general direction, without aiming...? ;) :mosking:

 

One of my favourite films? British in India have dinner party under fire. :yes:

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Sleeping oil company spaceperson minions woken up and told to find ET.

ET found

ET extremely not nice to spacepersons

ET blown out of airlock and fried with spaceship engines by last spaceperson

Last spaceperson disrobes down to fetching underwear and goes back to sleep

(not) The End

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44 minutes ago, AndyB said:

Bloke rides out of the desert on a camel. Then carries on doing the same. For a long time. Then rides a motorbike into a hedge.  

As I recall it, he rode the motorbike into the hedge at the beginning of the film. Heaven (or perhaps it is hell) obviously has lots of sand.

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Russian submarine Captain thinks one day, stuff this, I am off.  Tells boss in letter exactly what he can do with his job, steals his own submarine and swans off to the USA with help from random CIA bloke who doesn't like flying.

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