Classsix T Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 21 minutes ago, N15class said: Must have an US parent company, and importing their pastimes. Ouch! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted June 13, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 13, 2019 That would sort the kids out and make teachers lives more tolerable! Mike. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Might not do much for their Ofsted rating though! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catkins Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 On 27/05/2019 at 21:58, peanuts said: someone clearly didnt read the sign It looks like the trailer brakes weren't applied and the driver was coupling up. I'd hate to be in that meeting! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Kingzance Posted June 13, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 13, 2019 57 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Ah, America Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 13, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Catkins said: It looks like the trailer brakes weren't applied and the driver was coupling up. I'd hate to be in that meeting! Warning signs are ALWAYS there for a reason. Someone else did the deed first! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Saunders Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, kevinlms said: Warning signs are ALWAYS there for a reason. Someone else did the deed first! They are to read walked past and ignored! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted June 13, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Mark Saunders said: They are to read walked past and ignored! Pretty much like instruction books then? Mike. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
royaloak Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Pretty much like instruction books then? Mike. Whats an instruction book? 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Saunders Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, royaloak said: Whats an instruction book? To be used as a last resort if all else fails or as my Daughter said what do you think 'You Tube' is for ! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenhead Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, royaloak said: Whats an instruction book? The thing I should have read before I embarked this morning on creating a robot that I then spent a couple of hours grappling with the words 'Input not connected' and 'Link Missing' However motoring along nicely now and I expect that said robot will achieve self awareness at 19:03 this evening. 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 The instruction book is there to inform you, after the fact, why the whole thing is: on the wonk/on fire/under water/in bits/pending criminal charges. But what d'they know? Arse covering legalese! C6T. 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 31 minutes ago, woodenhead said: The thing I should have read before I embarked this morning on creating a robot that I then spent a couple of hours grappling with the words 'Input not connected' and 'Link Missing' However motoring along nicely now and I expect that said robot will achieve self awareness at 19:03 this evening. And has it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 The lack of a reply speaks voumes. The first sex-doll induced death ensues. Who is culpable for that?! Or he could be offline, but why let the truth etc..? Sorry woodenhead, open goal! C6T. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenhead Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Disappointingly it didn't do much other than take some test data from a csv and stick it into a data collection. Not a physical robot so I'm not in the grip of a demented robotic temptress. I'm going to introduce it to a workqueue soon and then it will be chained to it forevermore, human servitude to to the workload replaced by a robot destined to move bits from one place to another at my bidding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Welly Posted June 14, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 14, 2019 Headline in today's Daily Telegraph: "Grow up and say my name properly, says Hunt" 1 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 FROM A CHINESE HOTEL BROSHURE obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests. The Hotel: This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self. The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you. Your Room: Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts. Bed: Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers. Above All: When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it. 2 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 In all seriousness, I once passed a complaint to a supplier in China regarding the standard of paint finish on castings that were supplied to us. We used a standard CAPA form (Corrective and Preventive actions) and under corrective actions the supplier wrote.... We have executed the operator that painted these castings! We always got very good paint finish thereafter, but I never had the nerve to check if there had been a translation mistake or not! Jim 1 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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