RMweb Premium newbryford Posted January 1, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 1, 2019 152 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve K Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Brit15 BMW: Illegal number plate - check. Parked on double yellows - check. Stupidly large alloys - check. Total idiot owner - I think so. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 BMW: Illegal number plate - check. Parked on double yellows - check. Stupidly large alloys - check. Total idiot owner - I think so. Good call.!! Nothing wrong with Beemers as a car (except in snow & ice) but everything wrong with the attitude of a great many of their owners. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I think we should leave this particular subject (BMW drivers) and move on. It has caused much pain, suffering and locked threads in the past. steve 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted January 1, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 1, 2019 I think we should leave this particular subject (BMW drivers) and move on. It has caused much pain, suffering and locked threads in the past. steve Agreed, the indications are not good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Brit15 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted January 1, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 1, 2019 I think we should leave this particular subject (BMW drivers) and move on. It has caused much pain, suffering and locked threads in the past. steve Live dangerously Steve. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapford34102 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Border Force get reinforcements. Stu Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted January 2, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 2, 2019 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted January 3, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 3, 2019 I hope this does not breach the "No politics" rule. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 G'Day Folks 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 G'day Folks 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 I'm sure this joke has been done before, but as much as I hate repeats on this thread, I don't recall it done with this picture:- 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted January 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2019 A candidate for introduction of the "Groan" button. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2019 I wonder if anyone has experienced this? alexa.jpg Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted January 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2019 Yes. Ta. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme3300 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Two blokes living in the Outback see a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen. She is looking for footmen to walk beside her carriage. They apply and are very happy to be flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty. She says to them, “Because my footmen must wear long white stockings, I must see your ankles to make sure they are not swollen or misshapen.” After they show her their ankles, the Queen says, “It is also important that you don’t have knobbly knees, so I need to see them too.” Once she has seen their knees, she says, “Now everything appears to be in shape, so now I need to see your testimonials.” Nine years later, when the pair is finally released from prison, one of the blokes says to the other, “I reckon if we’d just had a bit more education, we would have got those jobs!” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium ColinK Posted January 8, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 8, 2019 Jamie Oliver has opened a new resturant on the moon. Great food, no atmosphere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Storey Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Jamie Oliver has opened a new resturant on the moon. Great food, no atmosphere. In space, no-one can hear ice cream. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 In space, no-one can hear ice cream. AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! That's terrible!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewC Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Chinese restaurant on the far side? Ahh yes, the famous Pink Ginger Floyd Palace. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 I'm still waiting for someone to post some jokes about eyes, the cornea the better! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 This ones a bit late, but never mind. I cooked a Brexit Xmas dinner. All the usual trimmings, but no Brussels! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Forensic scientists have DNA tested the body of a buried dead horse, to see if it was a missing racehorse. Close, but no Shergar! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted January 9, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 9, 2019 This ones a bit late, but never mind. I cooked a Brexit Xmas dinner. All the usual trimmings, but no Brussels! Every time I read Brussels, I think of 'Vicar of Dibley' and the Brussels eating contest! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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