jcredfer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Love the police car at 2.30, rolls over and apparently looses a wheel, rolling in from the left..... except that the car still has all four still attached! Sheds a new light on a "spare wheel". Julian 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, jcredfer said: Love the police car at 2.30, rolls over and apparently looses a wheel, rolling in from the left..... except that the car still has all four still attached! Sheds a new light on a "spare wheel". Julian Hi Julian, It looks to me like a wheel from the Moon Buggy ! Gibbo. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Julian, It looks to me like a wheel from the Moon Buggy ! Gibbo. Looks like that to me, too, although that didn't seem to lose one either..... it looks like the producer said, they should have a loose wheel and it was easier to just roll a spare one in. Julian 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 the Chinese ministry of information have just released the name of the first covid19 patient he was called Ah Choo 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, peanuts said: the Chinese ministry of information have just released the name of the first covid19 patient he was called Ah Choo Ridiculous!!! An absolute Tissue of lies!!! Julian 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I went to the pub and asked for a Corona. I was asked whether I wanted Lyme disease with it.... 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) I know a great joke about coronavirus, but you probably won't get it. Edited March 14, 2020 by DavidB-AU 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said: Should have taken that simple language course..... Julian 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimly Feendish Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Chaps, Sean Connery disrupted Guy Hamilton's attempt at filming a Moon Landing by running across the set in Diamonds are forever as I remember: Gibbo. I like how at 0:20 the astronauts are still moving in slow motion even though they're trying to stop him This seemed so believable when I was a kid! 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium ColinK Posted March 14, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 14, 2020 I used to cough to hide my farts Now I fart to hide my coughs 1 1 12 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted March 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2020 I can't imagine the Catholic Church being too happy about this: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/13/uk-to-ban-mass-gatherings-in-coronavirus-u-turn 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2020 18 hours ago, PhilJ W said: On a roll, there, mate... 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Damo666 Posted March 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2020 It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. Also, being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied,"it's definitely going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy." 1 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted March 15, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Budgie said: I can't imagine the Catholic Church being too happy about this: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/13/uk-to-ban-mass-gatherings-in-coronavirus-u-turn Ho Ho. But the Church has already suspended mass in Italy, 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamiel Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 No one is talking about how the virus will affect burglars. If everyone has to stays at home it is going to make it very hard for them to continue their profession. Just shows how little the government are considering how people are going to get by. 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted March 16, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 16, 2020 A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'” The biker pulled over and said, 'Thank you, Lord. Please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.. The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind. The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, “Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she really means when she says there is nothing wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'” The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four?” 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted March 16, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 16, 2020 Coronavirus: British horse racing set to continue behind closed doors You wouldn't think there would be enough room... .. though we have got one of those wind-along table-top sets. I'll be opening a book. 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 24 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: Coronavirus: British horse racing set to continue behind closed doors You wouldn't think there would be enough room... .. though we have got one of those wind-along table-top sets. I'll be opening a book. Hi Stephen, It's no use closing the doors....the four horses have bolted ! Gibbo. 4 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted March 16, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 16, 2020 So, after weeks of rain, now everyone is forced to stay indoors, there is not a cloud in the sky... 3 4 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Stephen, It's no use closing the doors....the four horses have bolted ! Gibbo. Is that the Four Horsemen Of a Cough-all-Lapse ? 2 1 3 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post Al51 Posted March 16, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted March 16, 2020 Tescos, good, occasionally busy later. Sainsburys, moderate to good, sale on Corn Flakes. Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Marks and Spencers and Co-Op, fair. Waitrose fair to moderate, spillage in aisle 7. Lidl, rough at first, moderate later. And that's the end of the Shopping Forecast. 5 1 6 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 True story: Some friends of my daughter have just bought a very young Golden Labrador puppy. Exactly like the one in the Andrex advert. She asked them if they are having any trouble with toilet training… 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted March 16, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Compound2632 said: Coronavirus: British horse racing set to continue behind closed doors You wouldn't think there would be enough room... .. though we have got one of those wind-along table-top sets. I'll be opening a book. Escalado. Brilliant fun! 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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