gordon s Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 (edited) Anyone know a cure for a headache?..... Edited May 7, 2020 by gordon s 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post raymw Posted May 7, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2020 AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!' 'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out: 'Oh my God!' Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?' 'Am I to count you as a believer?' The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?' 'Very well', said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Jesus Christ our Lord, Amen.' 2 24 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gibbo675 Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 20 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said: Hi Andy, I used to catch the number 19, Sharoe Green Lane via Deepdale, from that particular Bustacean on my way to college back in the day. Usually a Leyland Atlantean, a proper bus ! Gibbo. 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 I'm very familiar with that place too, lived in Preston for 5yrs (85-90). 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 It needs the Chewits Monster. Psst. I know that was Barrow In Furness. Jason 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buhar Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 I hope that's not photoshopped. Spot the number plate too. Alan 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Baby Deltic Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14M long? A Pi-thon 3 1 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 A shape with many sides is a "Dead Parrot". Julian 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 The Squaw on the Hippopotamus Hide, is equal to the sum of the Squaws on the other two Hides. Rotation of the Forearm is called Pronation and Supination. If you bring your hands to the front, level with your elbows and rotate the forearm until the back of the hand is uppermost, that is called Pronation. If you rotate the forearm until the palm is uppermost, then you can put Soup-in-it. Julian 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 hours ago, Buhar said: I hope that's not photoshopped. Spot the number plate too. Alan Probably real although the numberplates may have been manipulated. They have them at music festivals for emptying the portaloos and often have witty logos. Jason Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted May 8, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 8, 2020 16 hours ago, PhilJ W said: 4 hours ago, Buhar said: I hope that's not photoshopped. Spot the number plate too. Alan 14 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Probably real although the numberplates may have been manipulated. They have them at music festivals for emptying the portaloos and often have witty logos. Jason Its a genuine registration, according to the DLVA its a MAN. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buhar Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Steamport Southport said: Probably real although the numberplates may have been manipulated. They have them at music festivals for emptying the portaloos and often have witty logos. Jason Yes, round here there's a firm that does this called WC in Fields. Alan 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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