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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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10 hours ago, jcredfer said:

 

Pour some Coke and stick any metal coin onto it.  Watch the result.......   wonder how any virus might survive...  ???

 

Well, no,  joking apart,I really don't think this is any form of solution for Covid, as it may well be a sanitiser, at a low level.....  but this virus is no low level performer!!

 

Julian

 

 

 

Don't let Trump know or he'll be advocating it as a cure along with the disinfectant and his other 'remedies'.

 

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10 hours ago, jcredfer said:

 

Pour some Coke and stick any metal coin onto it.  Watch the result.......   wonder how any virus might survive...  ???

 

Well, no,  joking apart,I really don't think this is any form of solution for Covid, as it may well be a sanitiser, at a low level.....  but this virus is no low level performer!!

 

Julian

 

 

 

Unfortunately, the virus isn't made of metal!

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15 hours ago, jcredfer said:

 

Pour some Coke and stick any metal coin onto it.  Watch the result.......   wonder how any virus might survive...  ???

 

Well, no,  joking apart,I really don't think this is any form of solution for Covid, as it may well be a sanitiser, at a low level.....  but this virus is no low level performer!!

 

Julian

 

 

This is the joke thread.

 

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32 minutes ago, APOLLO said:

Re Western wheelslip

 

 

And the get away - wot damage guv ??

 

 

Brit15

 

The trouble is its only running on one engine so only one bogie as power. The driver probably wasn't aware of what was happening.

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2 hours ago, APOLLO said:

Re Western wheelslip

 

 

And the get away - wot damage guv ??

 

 

Brit15

 

Maybe they ought to have released the train brakes?

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They say that having no sense of taste is a sign of Corvid-19, and then they say they want to re-start the football season provided the players are free from symptoms.
 

Since when has any football player ever had a sense of taste? Look at those mansions they build full of gaudy rubbish?
 

Frankly I can’t ever see football starting again!

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4 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said:

 

If it's good enough for Baby Deltic..... :) ;)

...that's not neccesarily a high standard... :sarcastichand:

 

Edit:- crossed posts with the fart gag above - he does have his moments. :D

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