RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted May 23, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 23, 2020 20 hours ago, kevinlms said: That looks very much like the same joke you posted less than an hour ago! You can say that again. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 24, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 24, 2020 10 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said: It happens , https://www.wimp.com/man-captures-a-coyote-literally-chasing-a-roadrunner/ The Coyote appears to be playing up to the camera. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 24, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) If you go the barbers and ask for a number 2, do you get a sh!t haircut? Mike. Edited May 24, 2020 by Enterprisingwestern 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 I got on my bathroom scales this morning, the read-out said 'Remember Social Distancing, one at a time' Some parents trying to home school their children are showing signs of maths hysteria. I've just heard that Donald Trump has tested negative. Not Coronavirus, IQ. 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickon Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 A Litany for Modern Times From too much zeal for all that's new and contempt for what is old From putting science before art Knowledge before wisdom And cleverness before common sense Good Lord deliver us. 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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steve1 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 "Do you know Bach’s “Sheep May Safely Graze?” “Only the first couple of baas”. steve 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 14 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: So Leamington Spa has a population of nearly a million and all turned up in Liverpool the day after the Champions League final. They didn't all flying in from Norway either. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-48472068 Bitters really do need to try harder.... Jason OK so in what part of Anfield is your season ticket? Where were you standing when that procession went by? Just curious . . . Stan 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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great central Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 23/05/2020 at 10:10, Baby Deltic said: Somehow I now have a bit of this picture on the lock screen on my phone. Can't get rid, cleared browsing data and put another photo on in settings, it's still there! Any ideas please? 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted May 24, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 24, 2020 Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster. 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 4 hours ago, jcm@gwr said: <Snip> I've just heard that Donald Trump has tested negative. Not Coronavirus, IQ. Anyone who has to remind all those around him, that he has a very high IQ score - is clearly not demonstrating it in word or deed. I may have said something similar previously, but it/he keeps demonstrating the principle. Julian 2 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 3 hours ago, great central said: Somehow I now have a bit of this picture on the lock screen on my phone. Can't get rid, cleared browsing data and put another photo on in settings, it's still there! Any ideas please? Download the ACME app? 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geevor Clayton Loco Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 China must have a pretty good cricket team to take out half the world with a single bat. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 A soldier who survived a Mustard Gas attack, follwed by Pepper Spray, is now a seasoned veteran. I tried to scoop up some Fog, I mist. I knew a mechanic who became addicted to Brake Fluid - he reckons it's ok, 'cause he can stop anytime. Julian 1 8 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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