Gibbo675 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: What will that buy? Probably a cup of tea, if your lucky. Hi Phil, It may be the jokes thread but the following link isn't particularly funny: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwean_dollar Gibbo. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 36 minutes ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Mike, I've got one hundred trillion dollars, do you think that will do it ? Gibbo. Solid as a rock, though! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Mike, I've got one hundred trillion dollars, do you think that will do it ? Gibbo. Wow!! So all those emails from Africa that we thought were a scam, are genuine after all..!!! 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 What about the guy who bought a couple of budgies on higher perches . . . 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Joseph_Pestell Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Stanley Melrose said: What about the guy who bought a couple of budgies on higher perches . . . That may well be the oldest joke ever to feature on RMweb. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium iands Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Stanley Melrose said: What about the guy who bought a couple of budgies on higher perches . . . Were they going cheap? (possibly the second oldest joke?) 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Two parrots on a perch; one said to the other "Can you smell fish?" 11 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 Because I can't immediately access a groan button icon, I shall reply with a retaliatory groan inducer. Why can't you buy asparin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. 1 2 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Joseph_Pestell said: That may well be the oldest joke ever to feature on RMweb. Give it time, give it time....... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 5, 2020 Try saying this fast... "I'm not the normal plucker, I'm just the pluckers son, I'm only doing plucking, until another plucker comes". For those with a 'naughty' disposition, it's about banjos.... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted June 5, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted June 5, 2020 "I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes". 3 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, tomparryharry said: Try saying this fast... "I'm not the normal plucker, I'm just the pluckers son, I'm only doing plucking, until another plucker comes". For those with a 'naughty' disposition, it's about banjos.... This sort of banjo? Daughter of the late, great Glen Campbell. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Hi Folks, I have renamed my diary of the last three months, from now on it is to be called the Coronicle. Gibbo. 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Stanley Melrose said: What about the guy who bought a couple of budgies on higher perches . . . 7 hours ago, Joseph_Pestell said: That may well be the oldest joke ever to feature on RMweb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2750Papyrus Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 It's pleasant plucking pheasants in the pheasant plucking season with a pleasant pheasant plucker! 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 5, 2020 5 hours ago, leopardml2341 said: Two parrots on a perch; one said to the other "Can you smell fish?" March 29th. Mike. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Joseph_Pestell said: That may well be the oldest joke ever to feature on RMweb. “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” Does that win? Oldest known joke and dates back to at least 1900 BCE. Okay, it's not funny. But that never stopped Des O'Connor.... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, PenrithBeacon said: 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Joseph_Pestell Posted June 6, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 6, 2020 5 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” Something may have been lost in translation. And they did not even have Google to blame back then. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted June 6, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 6, 2020 13 hours ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Folks, I have renamed my diary of the last three months, from now on it is to be called the Coronicle. Gibbo. I thought it was the Chronicles Of Groania... 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 3 2 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted June 6, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 6, 2020 13 hours ago, PenrithBeacon said: <wooly cat> Well one of them is the French word for cat, albeit spelled wrong... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted June 6, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 6, 2020 18 hours ago, newbryford said: Because I can't immediately access a groan button icon, I shall reply with a retaliatory groan inducer. Why can't you buy asparin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. Well in that case... Why can't you have a Viking funeral? Because it's pyre-at-sea! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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