jcredfer Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Reorte said: Above 12mph most current vehicles make very little engine noise compared to the tyre noise unless accelerating hard, so no need for any artificial sound above that. I know this is meant to be a "Jokes" topic, but is saddens me as to how many manage to walk into moving vehicles, regardless of speed, noise or any other warning. Julian 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted July 1, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, jcredfer said: I know this is meant to be a "Jokes" topic, but is saddens me as to how many manage to walk into moving vehicles, regardless of speed, noise or any other warning. Julian Sadly it is often the result of paying more attention to their mobile phone than their surroundings. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 1, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Chris116 said: Sadly it is often the result of paying more attention to their mobile phone than their surroundings. But still funny >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYgTM1pPjKQ 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Colin_McLeod said: Perhaps it is dubbed on after filming lol Surely not - I can't imagine American film makers could possibly stoop so low!!! Shame on you!! {Particularly with their latest POTUS who is sooo meticulous about anything he presented to the public being ABSOLUTELY a true record of events - just as he had stated.} Julian 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manna Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 G'day Folks 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted July 2, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2019 As the same woman delivered a second baby a few minutes later, then a third the shocked little girl switched off the torch. When asked why she said "It's the light that's attracting them" 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 A recently discovered and little known fact about England Footballer Danny Welbeck is that during WW2 his grandfather was a bomb disposal expert..... ...called Stan 1 12 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 G'Day Folks 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted July 5, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 5, 2019 On 01/07/2019 at 19:29, PhilJ W said: Mary had a little lamb, she also had a bear. I've often seen her little lamb but I've never seen her bear. Mary had a little lamb, the Midwife had a fit.... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot the shepherd 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Lamb Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 I know I posted this some years back, but as what goes around comes around the odd person might have missed it. Mary had a little lamb She kept it in a bucket and every time the lamb got out. The bulldog tried to put it back in again. Bernard 1 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 5, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 5, 2019 Mary had a little coat. It was open at the front. But she never wore it. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Mary had a little lamb, It wandered under a pylon, Ten thousand volts shot up its ares, And turned its wool to nylon ! 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 5, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 5, 2019 Mary also had a little pig It wouldn't stop it's gruntin' So she took it down the garden path And kicked it's stupid,,, erm,,, what was it now? Mike. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted July 6, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2019 A sad poem, upon our times.... Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece as white a snow, Wherever Mary led the lamb, The Drug Squad were in tow.... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Mary had a little lamb. She loved it of course, Especially with mint sauce! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Mary had little lamb, She took it to a weddin', Then tied it to a lamp post, And kicked its woolly head in ! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 6, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2019 Mary had a slithy tove Lewis Carroll sued her mimsy the Jabberwock he won the case Because her defence was flimsy Mike. 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Phil Bullock Posted July 6, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2019 Mary had a little lamb She also had a cat Along came Tommy Cooper And killed it - just like that! 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted July 6, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2019 Mary had a little lamb. She was strange like that. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted July 6, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) Mary had a little lamb, She placed it on her cart, But the lamb had eaten beans, Boy! Did it .......... I played poker with some shepherds, I'll never do that again with those cheating beggars, I got fleeced....... Mary had a little lamb, She also had a duck, Then she won the football pools, 'cos the duck had lots of luck... Why does an elephant have 4 feet? It can't reach otherwise... Mary had a little lamb, she won it at the races, Then she bought an Aardvark, you should have seen their faces! Edited July 6, 2019 by tomparryharry Oh! I don't know! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted July 8, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2019 Next year will be the Chinese year of the glasses..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 8, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, tomparryharry said: Next year will be the Chinese year of the glasses..... , or grasses? Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 G'day Folks Mary had a little lamb. She also had a Duck. She put them on the mantelpiece. To see if they would....... make friends. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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