Mike Storey Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jamiel said: Yes, that is what my friend said. I am pleased that none seems to question that cats can understand sarcasm though. Jamie Well, clearly. Cats invented sarcasm, didn't they? 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Jamiel said: Yes, that is what my friend said. I am pleased that none seems to question that cats can understand sarcasm though. Jamie I was told they only let you live as long as you are useful.... A dog is your pet whilst you are the cats servant. Jason 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium BR60103 Posted July 24, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2019 I hope I haven't said this before. Dogs look at a fence and say "I must not go past that." Cats say "I think I can jump over that." 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night........ should have put it on aloha temperature! 1 6 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted July 24, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2019 As my Arklow-born grandfather used to assert: dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs are equal. 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 40 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: As my Arklow-born grandfather used to assert: dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs are equal. Not according to Orwell!! 1 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted July 24, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2019 14 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Not according to Orwell!! Some are. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bishop of Welchester said: Some are. . . . . . . . . . . . . more equal than others. John 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium MrTea Posted July 24, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2019 I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs in this weather. They must be baking in there. 7 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted July 24, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 24, 2019 Forget the fact that Beethoven's ninth takes over an hour to play properly, and it needs soloists and a choir to perform it properly. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted July 24, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 24, 2019 If it takes 1 woman 9 months to have 1 baby, how long would it take 9 women.....? 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted July 24, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2019 I did wonder about putting this in the Driving Standards thread. 4 5 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprintex Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 And if you're turning right don't get in the left lane and then go right round the outside of the roundabout!! Paul 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 5 hours ago, Compound2632 said: As my Arklow-born grandfather used to assert: dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs are equal. Apparently, this was one of Churchill's many sayings. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted July 24, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Allegheny1600 said: Apparently, this was one of Churchill's many sayings. Well now you know where Churchill got it from! 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted July 24, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2019 19 hours ago, jcm@gwr said: I've just spotted an albino Dalmation. Well, it was the least I could do! I wondered what a Dalmation was. Then it hit the spot! ps Not picking on your spelling, just couldn't think of another way to get my punchline in! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 39 minutes ago, kevinlms said: I wondered what a Dalmation was. Then it hit the spot! ps Not picking on your spelling, just couldn't think of another way to get my punchline in! There must have been at least 101. 2 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted July 24, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 24, 2019 According to the sequel it's 102. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Sprintex said: And if you're turning right don't get in the left lane and then go right round the outside of the roundabout!! Paul I entered the roundabout from the left hand lane and went straight on, which was onto a dual carriageway. An 8 wheeler entered the roundabout from the right hand lane and ploughed me up onto the verge as he exited the roundabout onto the right hand lane - then moved across to the left hand lane!! ERF wheel nuts at that speed will completely open up the driver's side of a Ford Cortina. Regards Julian 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted July 25, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 25, 2019 11 hours ago, Sprintex said: And if you're turning right don't get in the left lane and then go right round the outside of the roundabout!! Paul Unless the sign indicates the contrary. I can think of one roundabout in Oz, where you can go right from the left lane. It's the A-holes who turn left from the right lane at that roundabout, that scare me! 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted July 25, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 25, 2019 There's a small roundabout near me with an explicit instruction to use the right hand lane to turn left. It's to ensure a better lane usage for the right hand turn on another small roundabout only a few metres after the left turn. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 25, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 25, 2019 16 hours ago, jcredfer said: I entered the roundabout from the left hand lane and went straight on, which was onto a dual carriageway. An 8 wheeler entered the roundabout from the right hand lane and ploughed me up onto the verge as he exited the roundabout onto the right hand lane - then moved across to the left hand lane!! ERF wheel nuts at that speed will completely open up the driver's side of a Ford Cortina. Regards Julian 9 hours ago, kevinlms said: Unless the sign indicates the contrary. I can think of one roundabout in Oz, where you can go right from the left lane. It's the A-holes who turn left from the right lane at that roundabout, that scare me! 3 hours ago, Ian J. said: There's a small roundabout near me with an explicit instruction to use the right hand lane to turn left. It's to ensure a better lane usage for the right hand turn on another small roundabout only a few metres after the left turn. Wrong thread? should this be on the driving standards thread? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 These are the jokes, folks? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted July 25, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Wrong thread? should this be on the driving standards thread? Correct, but this diversion followed from a funny road sign! 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 39 minutes ago, kevinlms said: Correct, but this diversion followed from a funny road sign! Phew! I thought you were never going to get round to posting that. Regards Julian 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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