Popular Post kernowtim Posted August 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2019 Apparently railway companies are going to start using biodiesel made from herbs in their trains. Maybe ours will now run on Thyme.. 3 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, kernowtim said: Apparently railway companies are going to start using biodiesel made from herbs in their trains. Maybe ours will now run on Thyme.. Someone will make a mint out of that idea! 1 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted August 2, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 2, 2019 Apologies for excessive use of the b word..... 6 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamiel Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 The news said that people were offering emergency help for those in Whaley Bridge including the Women’s Institute who were ……. this is where I got ahead of things and thought …….. ….. going to make an emergency nude calendar. 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jamiel said: The news said that people were offering emergency help for those in Whaley Bridge including the Women’s Institute who were ……. this is where I got ahead of things and thought …….. ….. going to make an emergency nude calendar. Hi Jamiel, Crass I know, but might be swim-wear be more appropriate ? Gibbo. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted August 3, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 3, 2019 The weather forecast this morning included a severe flood warning for Whaley Bridge. Not sure if this was "stating the obvious" or more bad weather. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted August 3, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 3, 2019 Ah, jokes about Whaley Bridge. I'm maybe a mile from the reservoir (maybe a little less as the crow flies), downstream. Not been kicked out my house though (there's always the possibility they don't know it's here mind you, it's tucked out of the way, although one of my neighbours contacted the police who said stay "for now"). Bring on the jokes though, most of the people around here would happily laugh at them! 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted August 3, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 3, 2019 35 minutes ago, Colin_McLeod said: The weather forecast this morning included a severe flood warning for Whaley Bridge. Not sure if this was "stating the obvious" or more bad weather. It's been down as a severe flood warning since this started. The forecast has some yellow warnings for the general area for tomorrow due to the possibility of localised heavy showers. Should be OK though, with pretty much only the rain that lands in the reservoir and the valley sides adding to it, there's a channel all down the side and what looked like sluices at the top to divert the incoming stream in to it and thus bypass the reservoir. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Looks very similar to the Oroville Dam incident a few years ago. On the plus side it is on a much smaller scale, on a minus side in this case the erosion is on the dam itself rather than lower down the spillway, which is more of an issue. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted August 3, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 3, 2019 Anyway it's nice not having the constant noise of the A6 nearby for once. Pity it's been replaced by constant helicopters (the Chinook stands out, although I've not actually seen it). 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 To change the subject - I went to an analyst recently, who tested me and told me I'm suffering from multiple personality disorder. I said "Don't be ridiculous. I haven't got multiple personality disorder - and neither have I". 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 On 03/08/2019 at 11:21, Reorte said: Anyway it's nice not having the constant noise of the A6 nearby for once. Pity it's been replaced by constant helicopters (the Chinook stands out, although I've not actually seen it). It did occur to me that it's sort of slightly ironic, seeing the RAF trying to block up a dam, rather than knock them down. I don't think the Chinooks belong to 617 Squadron. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted August 4, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 4, 2019 On 02/08/2019 at 14:10, newbryford said: Apologies for excessive use of the b word..... Concur. I know people who think they're The Bo**ocks but in fact are merely Bo**ocks. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted August 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4, 2019 On 03/08/2019 at 19:45, Reorte said: Ah, jokes about Whaley Bridge. I'm maybe a mile from the reservoir (maybe a little less as the crow flies), downstream. Not been kicked out my house though (there's always the possibility they don't know it's here mind you, it's tucked out of the way, although one of my neighbours contacted the police who said stay "for now"). Bring on the jokes though, most of the people around here would happily laugh at them! Not quite as bad as Denley Moor, where 'It were always raining'! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted August 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4, 2019 7 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: It did occur to me that it's sort of slightly ironic, seeing the RAF trying to block up a dam, rather than knock them down. I don't think the Chinooks belong to 617 Squadron. In the midst of the random rubbish playing on the jukebox in the pub yesterday afternoon was something which included a brief bit of the Dambusters theme... Raised a few smiles but I think if anyone had put it on themselves they'd have been thrown in the canal! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leopardml2341 Posted August 5, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 5, 2019 Wrong on so many levels....... 2 1 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 On 31/07/2019 at 11:29, APOLLO said: A polar bear attended the hearing into the sinking of the Titanic in Liverpool "Any news on the iceberg, my son was on it ? Brit15 That's the old Bill Tidy cartoon. Jason 7 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefromacrossthepond Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 7 hours ago, kevinlms said: I've always said, there is a huge difference between "ignorant" and "stupid." 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted August 6, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 6, 2019 ‘Stupid’ is a lack of awareness that the definition of ‘Ignorant’ is ‘unaware of, not knowing’, not ‘rude and contemptuous’. ‘Ignorant’ is simply a lack of awareness, and excusable in the uneducated or ill informed. The internet is a device capable of achieving the apparently impossible situation of increasing awareness and stupidity simultaneously. 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 6, 2019 1 hour ago, The Johnster said: ‘Stupid’ is a lack of awareness that the definition of ‘Ignorant’ is ‘unaware of, not knowing’, not ‘rude and contemptuous’. ‘Ignorant’ is simply a lack of awareness, and excusable in the uneducated or ill informed. The internet is a device capable of achieving the apparently impossible situation of increasing awareness and stupidity simultaneously. It also allows people with narrow views to narrow their minds further to fit their echo chambers, as it allows them to find the small and widely spread out group of similar minded people who they would hardly stand a chance of meeting in a non-internet world. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ian J. said: It also allows people with narrow views to narrow their minds further to fit their echo chambers, as it allows them to find the small and widely spread out group of similar minded people who they would hardly stand a chance of meeting in a non-internet world. Hi Ian, That's put a rather different complexion upon contributing to RMWeb, we had all better watch out !!! Gibbo. Edited August 6, 2019 by Gibbo675 Poor Spelling 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Ian, That's put a rather different complexion upon contributing to RMWeb, we had all better watch out !!! Gibbo. I think (I hope) we're a reasonably openminded group here. I think Andy Y and Co. keep a good eye out for anyone who gets a bit vocal about tightly held opinions. I've had a post or two removed due to minor transgressions, and that helps to remind me I'm not perfect and not to stay shuttered in my echo chamber. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, Ian J. said: I think (I hope) we're a reasonably openminded group here. I think Andy Y and Co. keep a good eye out for anyone who gets a bit vocal about tightly held opinions. I've had a post or two removed due to minor transgressions, and that helps to remind me I'm not perfect and not to stay shuttered in my echo chamber. It is the jokes thread after all. As for opinions, there is nothing quite like the curtailment of free speech to accelerate an echo chamber, go figure ? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Gibbo675 said: It is the jokes thread after all. Agreed. I'm not very good at jokes, unfortunately... What's brown and sticky? ... A stick. 1 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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