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RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted June 4, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 4, 2020 Where's the ejector seat button when you need it? Will somebody pay him off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,please!! Mike. 2 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium ColinK Posted June 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 4, 2020 No, we need these jokes more than ever to keep us sane at the moment. Keep them coming, please, however bad they may be. 3 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Where's the ejector seat button when you need it? NO, NO, It's the handle next to your crutch, better still the one above your head!! By the time you have read this, you will be looking at the soles of my boots!! Will somebody pay him off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,please!! Who? ...... Never mind, let me know when you land. Mike. Julian 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted June 4, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 4, 2020 Our youngest has just got a job learning all about ketchup... Now he's known as the saucerers apprentice.... 1 1 6 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 8 hours ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Where's the ejector seat button when you need it? Will somebody pay him off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,please!! Mike. Pay me off? I’m always open to substantial offers. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 8 hours ago, tomparryharry said: Our youngest has just got a job learning all about ketchup... Now he's known as the saucerers apprentice.... If they need to buy a load of expensive study material, they can always get it on HP. 2 10 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 5, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: If they need to buy a load of expensive study material, they can always get it on HP. Edited June 5, 2020 by tomparryharry Copycat. Sorry! 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, tomparryharry said: Due to lockdown, his practical work is getting behind. He'll need to ketchup... The trouble is, in that time he is going to have to do a lot of research and provide citations for all of his sauces..... 1 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: The trouble is, in that time he is going to have to do a lot of research and provide citations for all of his sauces..... Sorry old chap. I had to delete my last posting. A touch of plagiarism on my part. Post deleted. At least it got me out of a jam.... 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, tomparryharry said: Sorry old chap. I had to delete my last posting. A touch of plagiarism on my part. Post deleted. At least it got me out of a jam.... Not a problem on the jokes thread. Nearly all jokes a plagiarism when you think about it.You hear a joke and repeat it to others, or a variance on the original theme. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 15 minutes ago, tomparryharry said: Sorry old chap. I had to delete my last posting. A touch of plagiarism on my part. Post deleted. At least it got me out of a jam.... Strawberry? Raspberry? Blackcurrant? Blueberry? Blackberry and Apple? What were you doing in a jam anyway? We were discussing sauces, not jams. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: Strawberry? Raspberry? Blackcurrant? Blueberry? Blackberry and Apple? What were you doing in a jam anyway? We were discussing sauces, not jams. It's my fault. I drifted off into a De Bono moment..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Al51 Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 34 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: Landsharks? 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gibbo675 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Baby Deltic said: Hi Folks, So it was the sharks that fooled us into thinking that aliens that made the crop circles, The Daily Sport must have been making it all up back in the day !?!? Gibbo. 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Baby Deltic said: Looks as if he's been drinking the beer as well looking at his legs. 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 11 hours ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Where's the ejector seat button when you need it? Will somebody pay him off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,please!! Mike. Hi Mike, I've got one hundred trillion dollars, do you think that will do it ? Gibbo. 1 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Mike, I've got one hundred trillion dollars, do you think that will do it ? Gibbo. What will that buy? Probably a cup of tea, if your lucky. 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted June 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, tomparryharry said: Sorry old chap. I had to delete my last posting. A touch of plagiarism on my part. Post deleted. At least it got me out of a jam.... Well, to be honest, I think you've got a bit of a sauce. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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