Mountain Goat Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Have you heard about that breed of fly that has no wings? It is called a walk. 3 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Goat Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 What does irony mean? Is it when one looks back at the work one has done after doing the ironing? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Goat Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: Speaking of which. Maybe it is the tramlines, as some tram routes take trams back to where they have started. Interesting bicycles. The blond lady needs her handlebars adjusting a few degrees. Her frame is interesting. A bent tube mixte frame. Normally they have straight tube mixte frames to give them a more rigid ride so they are more efficient. Edited June 10, 2020 by Mountain Goat 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnut Thorston Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Is it just me, or did all the Beatles stuff just vanish? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted June 10, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sarahagain said: Is it just me, or did all the Beatles stuff just vanish? Just you..... It's in the 'make me smile' thread 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ruffnut Thorston Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Oops.... 1 hour ago, Stubby47 said: Just you..... It's in the 'make me smile' thread I claim early morning brain fog! Thanks! 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted June 10, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) Fit? I was fit. I used to do a Marathon every day. Then the doctor told me to cut down on chocolate...... "This classic oldie is bought to you by courtesy of 405 Lines Humour, where jokes never die, just resting". Edited June 10, 2020 by tomparryharry Poor Schpellinge 3 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 18 minutes ago, tomparryharry said: I used to do a Marathon every day. Those were the days! It's very unfortunate they changed the name, another 'Americanism'? Incidentally, in France they called 'Twix', "Raider" - I gather that our name meant something naughty but I never learned what. Back on Topic, Two sausages in a frying pan - 'Phew, it's hot in here' The egg says 'Blimey, talking sausages' 1 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 10 hours ago, Mountain Goat said: Maybe it is the tramlines, as some tram routes take trams back to where they have started. Interesting bicycles. The blond lady needs her handlebars adjusting a few degrees. Her frame is interesting. A bent tube mixte frame. Normally they have straight tube mixte frames to give them a more rigid ride so they are more efficient. My father had handlebars that shape, which were Droop, rather than Drop Bars. He used the bike for quite long trips, from Stoke-on-Trent to college, South of the river Thames, in Lewisham. My guess is that they were a Touring compromise, to reduce some of the windage, whilst not quite as energy sapping as full Drop Bars. Apparently it was done in a single day. I just Google Mapped it and it reckons to be 169 Miles down the A5 and should be just under 15 hours - I certainly wouldn't fancy attempting that, I guess they were just more used to physical activity back then. Julian PS. I claim to be more than three score and ten, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh ! 1 9 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 I've accidentally swallowed some scrabble squares.... Going for a poo could spell trouble! 1 1 1 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 But it would net you five points!!! 2 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 12 minutes ago, Allegheny1600 said: But it would net you five points!!! I.m not sure netting letters is allowed in the rules... Julian 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Looks like someones found a box of elderly christmas crackers behind the sideboard.... 3 5 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post PhilJ W Posted June 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2020 Social distancing seagull. 3 1 23 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted June 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Social distancing seagull. And he can read German! 1 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenrithBeacon Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 3 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted June 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, leopardml2341 said: What do you call a fish with no eyes? And what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea............... Edited June 10, 2020 by newbryford 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted June 10, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, newbryford said: And what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea............... Just under 30 hours since last posted... Andi 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium newbryford Posted June 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Dagworth said: Just under 30 hours since last posted... Andi I have no idea what day it was yesterday. 30 hours ago could be last week for all I know! 1 1 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 10, 2020 24 minutes ago, newbryford said: And what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea............... Dinner! 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
runs as required Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Geordie Magpie's solution for the 'White House': repaint in black and white stripes! (was just going to post on my own thread - but found its bin binned. I never managed to get a thread to 6 pages before!) 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Chief of the cannibals organises a feast. They are all sat down eating, but don't look like they are enjoying themselves. The chief asks "is everyone having fun?" One of the cannibals replies "Yes. I'm having a ball" Chief says "You're eating the wrong bit" 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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