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5 hours ago, Baby Deltic said:

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Maybe it is the tramlines, as some tram routes take trams back to where they have started.

Interesting bicycles. The blond lady needs her handlebars adjusting a few degrees. Her frame is interesting. A bent tube mixte frame. Normally they have straight tube mixte frames to give them a more rigid ride so they are more efficient.

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Fit? I was fit.

 

I used to do a Marathon every day.

 

Then the doctor told me to cut down on chocolate......

 

"This classic oldie is bought to you by courtesy of  405 Lines Humour, where jokes never die, just resting".

 

 

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18 minutes ago, tomparryharry said:

 

I used to do a Marathon every day.

 

Those were the days!

It's very unfortunate they changed the name, another 'Americanism'?

Incidentally, in France they called 'Twix', "Raider" - I gather that our name meant something naughty but I never learned what.

 

Back on Topic,

 

Two sausages in a frying pan - 'Phew, it's hot in here'

The egg says 'Blimey, talking sausages'

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10 hours ago, Mountain Goat said:

 

Maybe it is the tramlines, as some tram routes take trams back to where they have started.

Interesting bicycles. The blond lady needs her handlebars adjusting a few degrees. Her frame is interesting. A bent tube mixte frame. Normally they have straight tube mixte frames to give them a more rigid ride so they are more efficient.

 

My father had handlebars that shape, which were Droop, rather than Drop Bars.  He used the bike for quite long trips, from Stoke-on-Trent to college, South of the river Thames, in Lewisham.  My guess is that they were a Touring compromise, to reduce some of the windage, whilst not quite as energy sapping as full Drop Bars.  Apparently it was done in a single day.  I just Google Mapped it and it reckons to be 169 Miles down the A5 and should be just under 15 hours - I certainly wouldn't fancy attempting that, I guess they were just more used to physical activity back then.

 

Julian

PS.  I claim to be more than three score and ten, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

 

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4 hours ago, leopardml2341 said:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

And what do you call a deer with no eyes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No idea...............

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8 minutes ago, newbryford said:

 

 

And what do you call a deer with no eyes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No idea...............

Just under 30 hours since last posted...

 

:)

 

Andi

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1 minute ago, Dagworth said:

Just under 30 hours since last posted...

 

:)

 

Andi

 

 I have no idea what day it was yesterday. 30 hours ago could be last week for all I know!

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