RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 10, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 Were there any Tart's at the tea party? I didn't eat any so probably not.............................................. P And ones gitfiddle is? Brian. One of these things, but this isn't mine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 81C Posted December 10, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 10, 2018 So it was you in that film Deliverance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgman Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) So it was you in that film Deliverance. So thats why he's got webbed feet ! Backka Beyonde Edited December 10, 2018 by bgman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted December 10, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 Hi Brian Mrs M can recall the milk being delivered by horse and cart, and she is younger than me. She was brought up in Billericay so that might explain things. And please not the Ian Dury song , she gets cross being called a fickie from Billericay. I thought the point of the song was that Dickie wasn't a something fickie, or so he claimed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 10, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) I thought the point of the song was that Dickie wasn't a something fickie, or so he claimed. Tricky Dicky from Billericay................great lines. Here is another of my fave toons www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWHQMH-G4A&feature=share Proper job band, not like the sh#te mostly around these days Edited December 10, 2018 by Mallard60022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted December 10, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 10, 2018 I was going to take the Kernowmobile through the car wash this afternoon, when I found that I couldn't unscrew the radio aerial, so I had to abort that particular operation and claim a refund on the car wash ticket. As I then drove over to find a parking space, I noticed the 'Tesco Hand Car Wash' facility on the left and thus intrigued, parked close by and ambled over to ascertain what the damage for a basic wash would be. Having ascertained the price and undertaken a quick risk assessment regarding affordability, I decided that I couldn't be ar$ed to hand wash the car myself and didn't want to get my trousers wet by using the jet wash, so I engaged a most affable gentleman to hand wash the vehicle. I handed him the keys but first re-set the key code to the pasty storage compartment. Thus re-assured, I left the vehicle in his tender care and went to do some shopping. Upon emerging from the large retail facility, I walked back to the car with my purchases and discussed payment options with the still-affable gentleman. I decided to use a card, which was duly swiped. The receipt could be e-mailed but then, to our mutual surprise, we found that his tablet already had details of my e-mail address on it, despite this being the first time that I had used his services and so he could not have been previously acquainted with my card. He investigated at some length, to his credit, but wasn't sure how this could happen. The only conclusion we could come to, was that a previous usage of the same card in a similar 'swipe-your-card-but-you-get-no-paper-receipt-but-we'll-e-mail-you-one' emporium must have permitted one set of electrons to inform another set of electrons regarding my e-mail address. When I returned home and checked my e-mail on a proper computer, as all right-thinking inhabitants of Kernow Towers do, I found that I had received an e-mail from the car washing facility, thus supporting the previous theory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted December 10, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 Tricky Dicky from Billericay................great lines. Here is another of my fave toons www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWHQMH-G4A&feature=share Proper job band, not like the sh#te mostly around these days In an instant I was transported back forty years. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 10, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 Its likely a lot will not recall horse drawn carts from the likes of the Co-op fr'instance, delivering the milk and bread down the back lanes of another age. That was also a great source of 'fertiliser'. Brian. Carts of horse s#it are what a lot of posts on this Forum are, including many of mine and on this tread as well. However, horse s#it can be useful as long as it is well rotted and that is certainly the condition of many people I see at exhibitions. . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgman Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Tricky Dicky from Billericay................great lines. Here is another of my fave toons www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWHQMH-G4A&feature=share Proper job band, not like the sh#te mostly around these days Thank you for that Ducky, made my afternoon watching it ! Saw him perform once and will always remember the gig. Ahhh those were the days...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 10, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 I was going to take the Kernowmobile through the car wash this afternoon, when I found that I couldn't unscrew the radio aerial, so I had to abort that particular operation and claim a refund on the car wash ticket. As I then drove over to find a parking space, I noticed the 'Tesco Hand Car Wash' facility on the left and thus intrigued, parked close by and ambled over to ascertain what the damage for a basic wash would be. Having ascertained the price and undertaken a quick risk assessment regarding affordability, I decided that I couldn't be ar$ed to hand wash the car myself and didn't want to get my trousers wet by using the jet wash, so I engaged a most affable gentleman to hand wash the vehicle. I handed him the keys but first re-set the key code to the pasty storage compartment. Thus re-assured, I left the vehicle in his tender care and went to do some shopping. Upon emerging from the large retail facility, I walked back to the car with my purchases and discussed payment options with the still-affable gentleman. I decided to use a card, which was duly swiped. The receipt could be e-mailed but then, to our mutual surprise, we found that his tablet already had details of my e-mail address on it, despite this being the first time that I had used his services and so he could not have been previously acquainted with my card. He investigated at some length, to his credit, but wasn't sure how this could happen. The only conclusion we could come to, was that a previous usage of the same card in a similar 'swipe-your-card-but-you-get-no-paper-receipt-but-we'll-e-mail-you-one' emporium must have permitted one set of electrons to inform another set of electrons regarding my e-mail address. When I returned home and checked my e-mail on a proper computer, as all right-thinking inhabitants of Kernow Towers do, I found that I had received an e-mail from the car washing facility, thus supporting the previous theory. I am cautious about the hand washes due to exploitation of some the employees at some of these places. However, I am sure Tesco would not permit such naughtiness to happen on their sites. If anyone thinks I am a liberal snowflake then they can #### off. P 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 10, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 Thank you for that Ducky, made my afternoon watching it ! Saw him perform once and will always remember the gig. Ahhh those were the days...... Always have liked the bass line in that toon..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Siberian Snooper Posted December 10, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 Carts of horse s#it are what a lot of posts on this Forum are, including many of mine and on this tread as well. However, horse s#it can be useful as long as it is well rotted and that is certainly the condition of many people I see at exhibitions. . Some smell like it too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted December 10, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 E-up Duck bloke Has your Pip used the horse poo you took home to her when you visited the Mortimore ranch? Most geezers take a bunch of flowers or a box of chocolates home for their wives when they have been out for the day....no not Phil 3 bags of well rotted horse doings. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 10, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2018 E-up Duck bloke Has your Pip used the horse poo you took home to her when you visited the Mortimore ranch? Most geezers take a bunch of flowers or a box of chocolates home for their wives when they have been out for the day....no not Phil 3 bags of well rotted horse doings. I think I had it for Dinner about three weeks ago............................. Philth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgman Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Couldn't sleep so I thought I would wish the gang Merry Festives ! Ho! Ho! Ohhh ! G 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 11, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 11, 2018 Couldn't sleep so I thought I would wish the gang Merry Festives ! SEATON A JNCT.jpg Ho! Ho! Ohhh ! G Oi, remove that bench from a foreign place.....immediately please. It is causing distress. Ar$£ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LNER4479 Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 I've just ordered Christmas Pie for festive meal out this Friday - yum! Bakka Thanett 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium M.I.B Posted December 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 11, 2018 Outside, we had got off lightly, but there were cow pats, hoof prints and other disturbances in other gardens and one front garden had suffered particularly. Anyone need their roses fertilising? The defacations of ruminents and hippo-domesticus are not suitable for the fertilization of horticultural produce when they are in a "fresh" state. Best placed upon the heap of composture, or left in a plastic sack for 6 months or so. The exception to the ruling is the use of output from Llamas and Alpacas. That can be delivered even while warm to the needy growths. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium brushman47544 Posted December 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 11, 2018 (edited) Couldn't sleep so I thought I would wish the gang Merry Festives ! SEATON A JNCT.jpg Ho! Ho! Ohhh ! G Did someone get on the wrong train at Exeter St Davids and decide to throw the seat out of the guards van at SJ rather than take it back? Edited December 11, 2018 by brushman47544 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted December 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 11, 2018 Ahoy there all mi GWR-loving fellows who also take an interest in the Plymouth area - take a look at this promising new volume from the excellent Bernard Mills - http://www.chrisrobinson.co.uk/product/backtracking-around-plymouth-tavistock-south-launceston-3/ 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Joseph_Pestell Posted December 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 11, 2018 I was going to take the Kernowmobile through the car wash this afternoon, when I found that I couldn't unscrew the radio aerial, so I had to abort that particular operation and claim a refund on the car wash ticket. As I then drove over to find a parking space, I noticed the 'Tesco Hand Car Wash' facility on the left and thus intrigued, parked close by and ambled over to ascertain what the damage for a basic wash would be. Having ascertained the price and undertaken a quick risk assessment regarding affordability, I decided that I couldn't be ar$ed to hand wash the car myself and didn't want to get my trousers wet by using the jet wash, so I engaged a most affable gentleman to hand wash the vehicle. I handed him the keys but first re-set the key code to the pasty storage compartment. Thus re-assured, I left the vehicle in his tender care and went to do some shopping. Upon emerging from the large retail facility, I walked back to the car with my purchases and discussed payment options with the still-affable gentleman. I decided to use a card, which was duly swiped. The receipt could be e-mailed but then, to our mutual surprise, we found that his tablet already had details of my e-mail address on it, despite this being the first time that I had used his services and so he could not have been previously acquainted with my card. He investigated at some length, to his credit, but wasn't sure how this could happen. The only conclusion we could come to, was that a previous usage of the same card in a similar 'swipe-your-card-but-you-get-no-paper-receipt-but-we'll-e-mail-you-one' emporium must have permitted one set of electrons to inform another set of electrons regarding my e-mail address. When I returned home and checked my e-mail on a proper computer, as all right-thinking inhabitants of Kernow Towers do, I found that I had received an e-mail from the car washing facility, thus supporting the previous theory. Do you use Paypal at all? Our card payment system works via Paypal and clients are often surprised to find that their e-mail or mobile number comes up on our screen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted December 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 11, 2018 Do you use Paypal at all? Our card payment system works via Paypal and clients are often surprised to find that their e-mail or mobile number comes up on our screen. Negative, Caller, but I have used the card in other machines operated by the same credit card payment company, if that makes sense? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian Morgan Posted December 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 11, 2018 My uncle was most unhappy when they gave him an electric milk float for his round. He kept having to walk back down the road to fetch it because it did not come up the road to him when he whistled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purley Oaks Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Tricky Dicky from Billericay................great lines. Here is another of my fave toons www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWHQMH-G4A&feature=share Proper job band, not like the sh#te mostly around these days Thanks for that link. Great bass from Norman... Reasons to be cheerful. Yellow socks. Mal 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted December 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 11, 2018 Today I had my annual Christmas Bratwurst from a street vendor in Plymouth and very tasty it was too. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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