RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Oldddudders said: Coitate si cognato, comes to mind. Not to my mind it doesn't... 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Oldddudders said: Coitate si cognato, comes to mind. Coitate you brother-in-law? That's what I found when I had to translate it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 26 minutes ago, Mallard60022 said: Coitate you brother-in-law? Preferisco succhiare il mio cazzo con un aspirapolvere 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 13 minutes ago, colin penfold said: Preferisco succhiare il mio cazzo con un aspirapolvere TMI Colin, TMI. Al. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 Sadly Google analytics being what they are that little joke has had a most unfortunate impact on my pop up advertising content..... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, colin penfold said: Sadly Google analytics being what they are that little joke has had a most unfortunate impact on my pop up advertising content..... Delete your browsing history immediately. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Mallard60022 said: Delete your browsing history immediately. use this if you don't already https://www.ccleaner.com/ccleaner/download the free version does the job Edited April 11, 2019 by Tim Dubya 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 Drat, by clearing my history i have replaced pop adverts for certain medications with ads for Warners magazines. I'm off to Google some mor risque phrases in foreign languages....... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 11, 2019 14 minutes ago, colin penfold said: Drat, by clearing my history i have replaced pop adverts for certain medications with ads for Warners magazines. I'm off to Google some more risque phrases in foreign languages....... Ready for Saturday no doubt? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Captain Kernow said: Saying 'Cullompton' in an irate but non-specific manner sometimes helps. I use 'Fochrhiw', and sometimes 'Scethrog', in a similar fashion, but if you want a 3 syllable expletive Cullompton is pretty good. I have a soft spot for Longwoodswidger, the same part of the world, as well; a hint of Ramblin' Sid about this IMHO. (Best Devon accent) 'Oi be a long woods widger. an' oi do widger all the live long day in the long wood. Sometimes, oi be 'aving a beer in th'evenin' with one of they medium length woods widgers, but oi bain't 'avin no truck with they short woods widgers. Bain't natrel, trouble'll come of et, mark moi words...' By which time you've almost made it to Launceston if you're coming down the A30! Edited April 11, 2019 by The Johnster 3 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 I find that shouting "Ecclefechan" on such occasions relieves my feelings admirably. Al 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 Rhosllanerchrugog! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 27 minutes ago, Stubby47 said: Rhosllanerchrugog! Bless ewe. Al. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 11, 2019 um... Farrington Gurney .... anyone? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, The Johnster said: I use 'Fochrhiw', and sometimes 'Scethrog', in a similar fashion, but if you want a 3 syllable expletive Cullompton is pretty good. I have a soft spot for Longwoodswidger, the same part of the world, as well; a hint of Ramblin' Sid about this IMHO. (Best Devon accent) 'Oi be a long woods widger. an' oi do widger all the live long day in the long wood. Sometimes, oi be 'aving a beer in th'evenin' with one of they medium length woods widgers, but oi bain't 'avin no truck with they short woods widgers. Bain't natrel, trouble'll come of et, mark moi words...' By which time you've almost made it to Launceston if you're coming down the A30! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNP Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Pishill 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcy Mane Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) Shittlehope Edited April 11, 2019 by Porcy Mane No quote. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 Got wrong then, substitute Broad, Mejim, and Narrer as appropriate. Couple years since been down A30... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Tim Dubya said: um... Farrington Gurney .... anyone? No, ta. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby47 said: Rhosllanerchrugog! Huh! That's just Welsh for 'excuse me, Constable, can you direct me to the nearest chip shop that sells cod and chips in real newspaper and not just in plastic tubs, please and by the way, did you know that you've got some spilt egg yolk on your tunic but never mind there's a dry cleaners just over there by the little stone bridge that spans the burbling brook down by the old gas works'. 1 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Captain Kernow said: That's just Welsh for 'excuse me, Constable, can you direct me to the nearest chip shop that sells cod and chips in real newspaper and not just in plastic tubs, please and by the way, did you know that you've got some spilt egg yolk on your tunic but never mind there's a dry cleaners just over there by the little stone bridge that spans the burbling brook down by the old gas works'. Welsh is such a lyrical language, don't you think? Al. 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgman Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Captain Kernow said: No, ta. Now look what you started, and whats more I couldn't afford a dry cleaners when I spilt egg on my face, oh! hang on, I may have just got that wrong ? There are also reports of a convoy of railway enthusiasts travelling down the M5 stopping at every service station asking for directions to the Fabled and Lost Empire which was once Cullompton. Some were displeased that only burgers in baps were available and no "real" fish and chips to be seen on the menu. Whatever next ? Edited April 11, 2019 by bgman 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted April 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Stubby47 said: Rhosllanerchrugog! Just down the road from where my late paternal grandmother grew up, at Rhostyllen. "Wrexham?" "Well, it doesn't do them a lot of good." 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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