well filled baps The Sheep Chronicles : These are the adventures of a Sheep, the Works Forecat and Naughty George,

[Oldddudders]

1 hour ago, Porcy Mane said:

Legov Sidings?

Legover sidings? Did I ever tell you about the station shunter at Dartford? He chatted up a girl on the platform, and quite soon they walked down to the sidings to enjoy the comfort of a single compartment, as yer do. Event over, he noticed a lot of needle marks on her upper arm, and enquired. "I'm having treatment for VD at Dartford hospital." He ran all the way from the station up West Hill to get seen!  

[NHY 581]

Here's a couple more from the archive..

[Porcy Mane]

28 minutes ago, Oldddudders said:

quite soon they walked down to the sidings to enjoy the comfort of a single compartment

 

At least he was getting paid for the privilege.

[Stubby47]

So you've done Mutton, Bleat & Sheep Dip, all as rural locations.

 

Will the new one be urban, dockside, or heavy industry?

[Alister_G]

1 hour ago, NHY 581 said:

I might actually plan this one. 

 

I say, steady on old chap!

 

 

Al

[david51]

Seems a long time ago when I posted but I was talking about 1361 

don’t have an O2 but I have both a P and a B4 both of which run really well 

[mullie]

Thaxted!

[NHY 581]

34 minutes ago, Stubby47 said:

So you've done Mutton, Bleat & Sheep Dip, all as rural locations.

 

Will the new one be urban, dockside, or heavy industry?

 

 

No. 

 

 

27 minutes ago, Alister_G said:

 

I say, steady on old chap!

 

 

Al

 

I know, I know.........not something I have previously done.........

[NHY 581]

1 minute ago, mullie said:

Thaxted!

 

 

Bless ewe! 

[Captain Kernow]

45 minutes ago, NHY 581 said:

 

 

No. 

 

 

 

I know, I know.........not something I have previously done.........

Oh, but Monsieur l'Ambassadeur, you are really spoiling us!

 

[NHY 581]

Right........The plan is, I have decided not to plan. 

 

 

I will therefore revert to non-plan A. 

 

Rob. 

[mullie]

43 minutes ago, NHY 581 said:

Right........The plan is, I have decided not to plan. 

 

 

I will therefore revert to non-plan A. 

 

Rob. 

How is that better than non-plans  B and C or even T?

[NHY 581]

37 minutes ago, mullie said:

How is that better than non-plans  B and C or even T?

 

I've not non-planned that far ahead. 

 

 

Rob. 

[Mick Bonwick]

2 hours ago, mullie said:

Thaxted!

 

Sorry.

 

[MrWolf]

I've started numbering my plans.

 

Ran out of letters.

[St Enodoc]

12 hours ago, Porcy Mane said:

I bet all day is spent eating cake(s).

If only.

 

12 hours ago, Porcy Mane said:

Oh summic else; I was always taught it was bad practice to continually enter using the tradesmen entrance.

That reminds me of another joke I can't tell on RMweb.

[NHY 581]

1 hour ago, St Enodoc said:

If only.

 

That reminds me of another joke I can't tell on RMweb.

 

No issue telling it on Rmweb just not here thank you very much.........

 

This is a family thread. 

 

Rob. 

[St Enodoc]

47 minutes ago, NHY 581 said:

 

No issue telling it on Rmweb just not here thank you very much.........

 

This is a family thread. 

 

Rob. 

To be honest, Rob, I don't think I'd get away with telling it anywhere on RMweb...

[Oldddudders]

48 minutes ago, NHY 581 said:

This is a family thread. 

Is that different from Whitworth?

[Gilbert]

13 hours ago, Mick Bonwick said:

 

Would that be mechanical, electrical or 4-legged?

One of your better ones Mick....

Edited June 25, 2020 by Gilbert

[Alister_G]

3 hours ago, Oldddudders said:

Is that different from Whitworth?

 

That's BS

 

Al.

[Tim Dubya]

8 hours ago, MrWolf said:

I've started numbering my plans.

 

Ran out of letters.

 

I didn't bother with the planning stage, I just built the baseboards and gave up (after a little kicking and muffled silence).  The top of one survives as the bench covering to my extensive workshop facilities.

 

Templot is for whooosies

[Tim Dubya]

3 minutes ago, Alister_G said:

 

That's BS

 

Gosh

[MrWolf]

11 minutes ago, Tim Dubya said:

 

I didn't bother with the planning stage, I just built the baseboards and gave up (after a little kicking and muffled silence).  The top of one survives as the bench covering to my extensive workshop facilities.

 

Templot is for whooosies

 

Planning extends to vague scrawls on random bits of paper, which invariably get lost.

 

Tem what?

[Tim Dubya]

4 minutes ago, MrWolf said:

 

Planning extends to vague scrawls on random bits of paper, which invariably get lost.

 

Tem what?

 

I didn't even bother drawing the plan on this envelope...